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Swear Clock @swearclock

Do you want a rude time check once an hour? Then shit off and buy a watch. Add your swear suggestions here https://t.co/phrev8gQoX bit.ly/swearclockform Greenwich UK, Motherfuckers Joined May 2017
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Swear Clock @swearclock

2 months ago

Gobble My Gonads It's 10:00PM

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2 months ago

Spoon Out My Fanny Juice It's 8:00PM

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2 months ago

One In The Pink, One In The Stink, And One In The Quink It's 6:00PM

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2 months ago

Jizz On Prince William's Slaphead While Singing The National Anthem It's 4:00PM

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Soapy Tit Wank It's 2:00PM

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2 months ago

Electrify My Sphincter And Have It Signal An Sos It's 12:00PM

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2 months ago

Prolapse My Anus And Dress It Like David Mellor It's 10:00AM

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2 months ago

Have A Monster Wank In The Bradford City Fc Toilets It's 8:00AM

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2 months ago

Who Shot Their Load? You Did! You Did! It's 6:00AM

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Put Your Cock Out For The Bin Men It's 4:00AM

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Spaff Your Man Fat All Over A Toblerone It's 2:00AM

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Knobs Out For The Queen, Lads! It's 12:00AM

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Bastard It's 10:00PM

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One! Two! Three! Four! Who's The Wanker At The Door! It's 8:00PM

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Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Motherfunster Cunt It's 6:00PM

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Get Off With A Drunken Nigel Farage It's 4:00PM

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Maintain Eye Contact With The Cat When Wanking It's 2:00PM

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Wank Over The Mother-In-Law's Bra It's 12:00PM

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Uncle's Cocksauce It's 10:00AM

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Call Me A Sub-Postmaster And Slide Your Gigantic Suspect Package Into My Hairy Brown Letterbox It's 8:00AM

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