Sydney Olson @sydolson
who’s to say Joined April 2011-
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You ever get mad at the spies in your phone like come on guys you know I don’t like carrot cake
I’m not sure how people are using twitter these days however I am seeking someone to text me every night and verify that I have turned my oven off
Anyone else have a physical reaction when someone in a show walks into a store or restaurant w/o a mask or am I not doing well
I asked my boyfriend to pick his top three nothing bundt cake flavors and he chose.. lemon.... carrot cake......... and white chocolate raspberry................. so now we have to break up.
This morning I said “snooze” to my alexa robot and she thought I said “news” which in today’s climate turned out to be an especially unfortunate yet effective mix up
While debating what time to set tomorrow’s alarm I said, out loud, to no one, “stretching this morning was pretty fun” Holy shit.
@meganyoung529 Lincoln Park on clybourn :(
Things are bad, but not frozen vegetable carb alternatives bad
“Not impressed,” I say to the volcano walking tightroper as I scoop 2 tbsps peanut butter into my boxed brownie batter to really mix things up #VolcanoLive
One day I will tell my children and grandchildren about the systematic oppression of untangling my headphones on my walk to the train, uphill both ways
No corporate America-ism makes me laugh quite like when people say they had a “fire drill” // “have been putting out fires” when what they really mean is they have been like resizing a Kroger logo on a banner ad
Today I described someone as “like...grandma old” to my coworker who is 1. Director of HR 2. A grandma Feel free to send any marketing job openings to my personal email
It’s hard to even be mad when dealing with such a clueless species
@astrotter @yslorent Yes, additionally, we for real churned butter.
Yesterday a man on the street asked me for money AND my number in the same breath which is an odd strategy on both fronts as it seems I will be responsible for funding our first date
When bae wishes you a happy new year
This holiday season it has come to my attention that I am officially coffee after dinner years old and for that I am depressed
me: *hits spider web down with broom* spider: wow me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween* spider: WOW
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