Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an
Don’t really know why because it’s not a crazy stunt or anything but my favorite Jackass adjacent moment is in Viva La Bam when they have to spend $100 in the dumbest way possible at the mall and Ryan Dunn immediately buys a newspaper and goes “keep the change” lol
jackass best and lest is not only the end of a movie franchise but the true end of a cultural moment in time that combined boredom and stupidity with friends and cameras. it only exists out of the microcosm of time it was created in and nothing will ever be made like it again.
Ari Aster’s next film ‘SCAPEGOAT’ will reportedly follow a surgeon, played by Scarlett Johansson, operating on a “Jake Paul-inspired” character who dies during the surgery.
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Fat pos boomer SLUG taking up both armrests spread eagle not budging and farting ASS and scrolling Facebook slop. Greatest generation. thank you so much for beating the blood out of your wife and your children. Oh and You’re welcome for the grandchildren you get mixed up (your memory isn’t what it used to be) even though you remember every plot line and character in Yellowstone. Satan loves your luxury boomer communism cruise ship bullshit. Keep fucking that Golden Calf gloryhole asshole. Watch me type this now big bitch. Watch my fingers dance like white spiders. Go get that colon checked with all them free checks you grape shaped welfare dairy queen burger Reich bitch
Disclosure day has reporters speechless and tearing up over the reveal of aliens being real and then they look exactly like the movie Paul starring Seth Rogen.
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