Akintunde Akinmuyiwa @tesakdev

what y’all don’t know is that if atiku finds a way to be president (which will never happen), he will make tinubu look like a saint. that wolf in a goat’s clothing will use 4 years to recover all funds he spent trying to contest since 1993.

Dos and Don’ts of SQL, the language of data: Dos - Do use CTEs where appropriate - Do use explicit JOIN criteria - Do use alias source for all columns - Do use column aliases to provide clarity - Do use a SQL formatter - Do specify an ELSE in CASE WHEN - Do use naming conventions - Do use a filter with DELETE Don’ts - Don’t use ORDER BY unnecessarily - Don’t use = NULL - Don’t use magic numbers in filters - Don’t use magic numbers for missing data - Don’t name columns as keywords - Don’t use SELECT * in models - Don’t use DISTINCT as a cheap fix - Don’t use NOT IN a WHERE clause

No oo..we can't hold governors accountable oo..bcos naira has no value due to Tinubu devaluation of naira so 45 billion naira has no value again.. that's how Nigerians defend state governors..lolz

Son of David @DrOlusesan

a month ago

The switch from states that couldn't pay salaries to states floating state owned airlines is probably an indication that we are mad at the wrong person.

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I have reviewed CVs from Nigerian data professionals applying for UK roles. The technical skills are often there. SQL. Python. Power BI. Real project experience. What is missing is almost always the same thing. The evidence of impact written in language a UK hiring manager recognises. Here is what I mean. Nigerian CV: "Responsible for analysing sales data and generating reports for management." UK hiring manager reads: task. Not impact. Not scale. Not outcome. What they need to see: "Rebuilt the weekly sales reporting pipeline in SQL, reducing delivery time from 3 days to 4 hours. Output used by 6 regional managers to reallocate ₦200M in quarterly stock." Same person. Same experience. Completely different read. The UK market does not care more about technical skills than Nigeria does. What it does differently is filter on specificity. Can you tell me exactly what changed because you were there? A number. A before. An after. Nigerian professionals often undersell because in many Nigerian organisations, you do not take individual credit for team outcomes, it feels culturally wrong. In a UK job application, not taking that credit costs you the interview. Your experience is real. Your impact is real. The packaging is the gap. Fix that before you apply for one more role.

@EagleEy74852720 @IsahAbdullatif @jaymilayusuf I have told him never to attribute his plights to any man but he felt I was insulting him..

@IsahAbdullatif I won't exchange words with you I have told you the solution to your problem. Tomorrow is Arafat day carry ur prayer mat and pray to Allah to bring ease to ur life as I will also be doing. Because as you are lamenting some are living the best of their life.

Invested N5m in Zenith after Tinubu came in and dollar was N1800. That went up to N12m and then moved everything to Aradel early this year and investment now stands at N37m. In dollar terms that is $6k to $27k . Now tell me why I should remove this government?

Grow your wealth, start with 20k if you don’t have 50k. 2: locate a stock broker around your neighborhood. 3: you will never regret this.

The leverage PBAT has is that the votes that would normally go to the likes of Atiku or Obi would majorly go to Seyi. People have actually forgotten that election is not only won by highest votes but also with 25% in 24 states...No candidate can secure this except PBAT.

@OpeBee i do not think it is negative for PBAT in fact it is a big positive because the contest would primarily be between him and Seyi and consequently deprive other major candidate of have 25% of total votes..i believe PBAT is the only candidate guaranteed of having 25% requirements..

@ajebolawyer @NWali_X @suley_S_A_ Exactly what I wanted to say people would just talk with confidence as if they were privy to any information...

Nigga scored 198 in JAMB, the house went mute. No shouting/advice. Just tension. Evening came, daddy was to go out. Dad: Pass me the car key. Doe: Sir? Dad: Is your ear paining you? I said pass me the car key Mum: Or you cannot pass that one too? He scored 279 the next year💀

Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi

2 months ago

You fit dey laugh when dem dey show papa ajasco on Sunday by 8pm, your mama go just respond with “so 185 in JAMB can understand jokes?” E go be like dem pour you ice block. 😭😭😭😭

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@yojora @IdrisAOni1 Which statistics did you use to arrive at the conclusion that men are more than women? Any verified source?

How to know a retarded being - "Tinubu turned dollars from 400 to 1500". When you earn money from YouTube, why do you change it at N1500? You want buy at N400 from the government and sell at N1500. $1.98bn weekly turnover without CBN intervention. To maintain the pegged rate of N600 at this turnover, the CBN must provide $1.2bn weekly to sell cheaply from its reserve or from NNPC earnings. The CBN can't survive this demand so it will manage to push $200m through demand management. The rest of the demand goes to the black market. Funding imports become tougher. If NNPC sells its FX cheaply, the FG and FAAC loses revenue. Deficit spending, borrowing, tougher macro-economic conditions. We are at 2% black market premium, down from 50% in 2023. The elimination of the arbitrage system alone is a huge relief. None of the aspirants will bring back petrol subsidy or peg the Naira to N400. Stop living in a fool's paradise.

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak

2 months ago

Tell us a simple life hack.

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@michaelinioluwa I am interested

@KerenKBitto You dislike someone because of his position on politics meanwhile these politicians you are disliking someone on their behalf are friends and dine together..it still shows you not yet mature bcos how do you expect someone share the same view on politcs with you?

@PoojaMedia You expect a woman that has had multiple sexual partners to be loyal to one? That would be miraculous..

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I believe it's better to marry a capable married man and have peace than marry a single man that would use punch to dent your face and result to divorce after fear years..