tetsuo.cpp (no slop) @tetsuo_cpp
Not affiliated with *that* tetsuo. Building compilers for ML hardware. Senior Staff Supreme Engineer. tetsuo.sh Melbourne, Australia Joined July 2025-
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@PavelSnajdr @opdroid1234 To be fair, he didn’t say he’d implement them. 😂
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This bool could've been an enum
@HotAisle Oh for sure. I love the vision behind Mojo and I just worry that being under the Qualcomm umbrella will be counterproductive to it becoming relevant. I could never blame someone for taking a $4B exit, it's an incredible outcome. :-)
Tape-out in 9 months??
We’ve designed and built our first AI chip: Jalapeño. Designed from the ground up by OpenAI and brought to production with @Broadcom, Jalapeño is purpose-built for the LLM workloads powering ChatGPT, Codex, the API, and future agentic products. Chips are foundational to the AI
@yontrtwt @OpenAI @Broadcom @itsclivetime For real, this is insane. 😂
@enderplayerone Yup! That's the one.
Interesting…
Qualcomm Inc. is in advanced talks to acquire Modular Inc. in a transaction valuing the artificial intelligence chip startup at about $4 billion, according to people familiar with the matter. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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@brainage19 I got one of those from Woolies today. :-)
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This is a weird time to be a computer programmer.
@JAldrichPL Looks nice though, I'd love to visit one day. :-)
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