The Clientele @theclientele
The invincible crystalline sound theclientele.co.uk London Joined September 2009-
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REISSUE OF THE WEEK: ‘The Violet Hour’ by The Clientele Albums which sound exactly like their sleeve art - The Clientele’s second full-length is a distant, gauzy, hypnotic indie pop daydream. @theclientele @mergerecords normanrecords.com/features/best-…
Tickets for @theclientele on Nov 26 go on sale this Friday 26 Sept at midday via: link.dice.fm/bd2eeaeb4c60 wegottickets.com/event/677217/
'Serious musicians who are writing timeless music': Cult band The Clientele sign to Wise Music musicweek.com/publishing/rea…
@AndroidNeil That makes sense Neil - To have accidentally recorded these songs could be an innocent mistake. But to then come and watch them being played would point to something more sinister.
Last tickets for the disaster on Thursday dice.fm/partner/lnzrt-…
3/4 of the founder members of the Clientele will reform on Thursday 5th December to play old songs at the Moth Club, Hackney, with support from The Smashing Times. As a precise historical reconstruction, we will aim to fuck up almost everything we play. dice.fm/partner/lnzrt-…
On 5th December we’ll be back playing songs from ‘It’s Art Dad’ and ‘Suburban Light’ at Hackney Moth Club with our original drummer Dan Evans. Billed under our old band name The Butterfly Collectors. With our friends from Baltimore, the Smashing Times. dice.fm/partner/lnzrt-…
@theclientele Thank you for a wonderful night and for playing “Losing Haringey”. We loved it! @villageundrgrnd
STAGE TIMES for @theclientele show tonight @villageundrgrnd London are EARLY due to club night after: Doors 6pm The Clientele (Set 1): 7.15pm The Clientele (Set 2): 8.30pm Going to be a special one! Last Tickets: link.dice.fm/ma47d98c599a + SOME TICKETS ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE DOOR
This feels like a good omen - found a first edition ivon Hitchens monograph from a used bookshop and yes maybe you haven’t heard we are playing on Saturday in London please feel free to come dice.fm/event/mw2e9-th…
Despite being no great fans of hard work, we’re looking forward to the double set on Saturday. Stage times are quite early though: Doors 6pm The Clientele (Set 1) 7.15pm - 8pm The Clientele (Set 2) 8.30pm - 9.30pm dice.fm/event/mw2e9-th…
Saturday night with The Clientele this weekend! Two sets @villiageunderground link.dice.fm/ub4827546b74?d…
@badwool9 if you're coming, you're in
Losing Haringey came top of fans' requests for 23rd November show. So once we get a volunteer/victim to read it we'll do it. One requests set, one set with cello. dice.fm/event/mw2e9-th…
We're now on bsky bsky.app/profile/thecli… (as this is beginning to feel like paying for ads in the Völkischer Beobachter)
Playing TWO sets on 23rd Nov - one will be made up of Clientele song requests from you. No support act. Last show for a while. Request a song: forms.gle/S64qtiZQ6Q8S1v… Get a ticket: link.dice.fm/ub4827546b74?d…
15 years ago today, #theClientele released “Bonfires On The Heath” (@mergerecords). The fields are full of voices. Check out the awesome mix tape @theclientele made us that year: magnetmagazine.com/2009/10/08/the…
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