thegetwit @thegetwit
still not wrong since 1973; still the voice of reason. tweet like no-one is watching Instagram.com/thegetwit Christchurch, NZ Joined November 2010-
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wish you were here, the water’s beautiful: bsky.app/profile/theget…
are you on Blue Sky? what’s your @ over there?
@SparkNZ thanks, but just tried that with the live chat people... we got as far as "yeah looks like your modem is f00ked, but can't do anything about it til the business team is in" - i paraphrase
@SparkNZ is telling porkies again, and their business support gets weekends off; isn't that nice for them!
if you ever have a choice, choose not to use @afterpay_au - most appalling merchant support ever
@henrycooke @sensitive_mike the irony of someone who works for @NZStuff spell-checking tweets is just too much
wonder which state/s @NZStuff isn’t counting 🤔
@ChristchurchCC who’s the best person to talk to to get the speed limit on Welles Street reduced?
there’s always trouble when royals marry americans. #0for2 #TheNewMrsSimpson
hey twitter! any admin stars out there for an immediate start in christchurch ?
AIRLINE: You’re a minute late for check in; you can’t fly today SAME AIRLINE: One of the cabin crew has called in sick; your flight is cancelled. We have booked you on a flight in EIGHT HOURS time 🤔 #worldofwearableart #airnz
1 of the many things that i love about #Christchurch and its Mayor is that you can tweet about something as mundane as #WheelieBins and not only do you get a response but you get action the same day. THANK YOU @LianneDalziel and @ChristchurchCC #NoMoreLandfill #CentralCityLiving
@LianneDalziel @ChristchurchCC i’m downstairs now... apparently my street address (st asaph) is out of zone, but back door (welles) is in zone... because my rates address is st asaph i can’t get wheelies 😂
Hey @LianneDalziel, who do i need to persuade at @ChristchurchCC to get our place on the recycling collection route? #CentralCityLiving
i haven’t been paying attention... has the working group recommended ditching secondary tax?
this program is horrible, and sam is a twat of the highest order
i will never, never forget this story #MatthewShepard
20 years ago today, this young man was driven to a remote rural area of Wyoming. He was was robbed, pistol whipped, tortured, tied to a fence in near freezing temperatures and left to die. He survived 6 days before he finally passed. He was gay. His name was Matthew Shepard.
#AndrewChristian must have a massive MailChimp invoice... five a day seems a little excessive
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