Mfon @themfon

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Melio Nitesco @ciaozoomer

4 days ago

The worst cyber attack in history was prevented because one person noticed a compromised linux distro was slowing his system down by fractions of a second.

Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum

5 days ago

Tell me a scary history fact.

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NBA 2K @NBA2K

3 days ago

You. Know. What. Time. It. Is. 🎮 ⚡ The Official Gameplay Trailer is here! 🔥 Pre-order NBA 2K27 now! nba.2k.com/2k27/buy/

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Mfon @themfon

4 days ago

@EvansKwofie5 Bro lol. Pick a side

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU

7 days ago

STOP ASKING YOUR SON "HOW WAS SCHOOL." He will say "fine" every single time. A child psychologist told me to replace it with one of these 4 instead:

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amrit @amritwt

a week ago

Of course they raised $300 million

We’ve raised $300M in Series C funding at a $10.3B valuation from Sequoia, Andreessen Horowitz, Jane Street, Argo, and SK Hynix. Our mission is to run the world's inference. This round accelerates production of our inference clusters. We've opened an 80,000-sqft, 10-MW facility

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••oxRaz•• @lady_sheraz

6 days ago

I’m working on a project, looking for a developer who has shipped: Next.js + Supabase Stripe Connect (marketplace escrow, must have done this before) Multi-sided platforms Mobile-first web apps DM me or drop your portfolio below 👇 #hiring #nextjs #supabase #stripe

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U.S. Mission Nigeria @USinNigeria

a week ago

Nigerian-American engineer & Harvard grad Yinka Ogunbiyi built HaloBraid, the world's first braid-assist robot, easing strain on stylists & saving salons time. $7M raised, 7,000+ salons waitlisted. American innovation, global impact. #AmericanExcellence in action. Learn more: businessday.ng/bd-weekender/a…

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Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian

a week ago

Thank you for amplifying this 776 founder; I can't wait for you all to see what Yinka and her team have built! x.com/euniceajim/sta… x.com/USinNigeria/st…

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Mfon @themfon

6 days ago

😂😂

Ikemileyi @ladycarpenter01

a week ago

Daddies girls 🥰🤭 The daddies need help 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota

a week ago

I had the most hilarious conversation with my cousin this week about why he left Nigeria. He was working with a very big guy in Nigeria, and the guy's son, who was once his younger flatmate in school in England, was looking for work abroad after he graduated from the same school instead of coming back home to work for his Dad. My cousin asked him why he was not coming home. He replied that he was not going to learn anything worthwhile if he did. My guy took a cue and advised himself to do the same thing. LOL! This was the exact reason why I didn't go into Nigerian banking. I saw too much at the top to aspire to it as a career path. My people were not doing banking; they were doing wheeling and dealing. Nothing different from Agbero work. I am happy today to see those who once worked with me in places like Google, Amazon, Goldman Sachs, BlackRock, etc. I had to relearn everything from Hallam and working for MTN. How many bankers who are not from Citibank, Standard Chartered, or Stanbic can boast of doing the same? I was talking to someone in investment banking at one of these local banks, and he was lamenting that they never get to learn anything and the deals are handed down to them. He, too, wanted to go and learn elsewhere. When the HSBC Capital team came to do the Econet deal in Lagos, I was in the same office with them for a month and learned more than I did throughout my MBA and the time I spent doing stuff for my uncle in major local bank acquisition deals. I practically imposed myself on them and learned a lot. This is another reason why people leave Nigeria. You don't really grow in your career. In 2002/2003, I worked with some guys from SA doing information security assessments in Nigeria for Econet and FirstBank. They were supposed to come back in 6 months to repeat the assessment, but never did because of inside politics after the fallout of the first assessment. In those 6 months, the SA team had done 200 other assessments globally; I had done none. I left Information Security after that and focused on ERP and Applications support. I also needed UK experience, which is why I left for Hallam. It made all the difference. In tech, your competition is global. I had learned the hard way before.

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Jordan Dalton @jordankdalton

a week ago

Stop what you’re doing and hire this guy!

Newton Job @_newtonjob

a week ago

Btw, I'm looking for my next Laravel/PHP opportunity: senior fullstack dev, engineering lead, AI, DevOps, DB admin, all that stuff. Need a super-cracked engineer on your team? I'm just a DM away. Contract or full-time role. Reposting this will be a nice little birthday gift 🙂

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Newton Job @_newtonjob

a week ago

I turn 30 today🎉 This felt like an age that would never come. It's here, and I'm so proud of what I achieved. I don't have a "30 lessons at 30" thread. Sorry. Just keep doing amazing things. I spent 1/3 of my lifetime doing all things PHP/Laravel Excited for what's to come!

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Mfon @themfon

a week ago

More life, GOAT!

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ً @artfuIchaos

a week ago

If i had the mindset I have now, I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. but if I hadn’t made those mistakes, I wouldn’t have the mindset i have now.

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Will Cannon @iamwillcannon

2 weeks ago

The most successful women in the country still refuse to marry down. @OrionTaraban broke it down with numbers. Female doctors almost always marry men who make more than them. Male doctors almost always marry women who make less. And the reason isn't about the money at all, it's about how differently men and women are wired. "No woman, especially after she works 15 years, makes a lot of money, earns the highest possible degree our society awards, says, finally I can take care of a man."

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Tuchel @Officially_Kriz

2 weeks ago

Mitchell Elegbe, founder of Interswitch, on how he started Interswitch. He presented a business plan to all Bank CEOs in Ikoyi. Tayo Aderinokun, the co-founder of GT Bank and few others tore his business case to pieces. So he went back and partnered with Accenture He started with capital of N200m from a SME investment scheme by CBN

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Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood

2 weeks ago

Mariam Yahia Ibrahim, a Sudanese Christian and medical doctor, was sentenced to 100 lashes and death by hanging after refusing to renounce her Christian faith. Because Sudan considered her Muslim through her absent father, the court convicted her of apostasy despite her lifelong confession of Christ. According to them, she could not be a Christian, married to a Christian, in this Muslim majority country. She was given three days to recant. She refused. At the time (in 2014), Meriam was eight months pregnant and already caring for her young son in prison. She spent months chained to a prison floor with her 1-year-old son by her side. While shackled, she gave birth to her daughter, Maya, inside the prison. Her execution was delayed because of the pregnancy, but she remained imprisoned until an international outcry led an appeals court to overturn her conviction and order her release. Looking back on her ordeal, Meriam said she was not afraid. "Being in prison strengthened my faith even more," she told CBN News.

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UCHΞ 🇬🇧 @uche_io

2 weeks ago

@EASPORTSFC 💡allow me to connect my Spotify to fc26 and play my own music

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Aisha Hamman @AyshaHamman

2 weeks ago

Women are now leading four of the most important institutions in Nigeria’s legal profession. Dr Olugbemisola Odusote is the first female Director-General of the Nigerian Law School. Honourable Justice Kudirat Kekere-Ekun is the Chief Justice of Nigeria. Honourable Justice Monica Bolna’an Dongban-Mensem, CFR, is the President of the Court of Appeal. And now, Mrs Oyinkansola Badejo-Okusanya, SAN, has been elected President of the Nigerian Bar Association. I’m so proud! 🔥