themvp.professor @themvpProfessor
Just be happy, it drives people crazy Joined October 2025-
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Mnajiita unemployed lakini mnaishi maisha fiti kuliko watu wakona payroll 😂🫵🏿💔
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Kukuwa mkali nayo ni ngumu, imagine ucheke alafu ukimaliza unashindwa kurudisha meno ndani😂😂
Kila saa “Beb niko njaa”🫴🏿😂wee ni relationship uliingia ama hoteli😂😂
“Let me shower” aje na unaenda kuoga kwa besheni😂💔
Njia za kutoka block ni nyingi lakini hiyo course uligraduate nayo hapaa🫵🏿💔😂
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Huku Karen nimeletwa mjengo leo sahi teabreak naona tunapewa minute maid na keki😂
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apo kwa counterfeit alcohol mmesema jamaa za keg na ratish tuko safe ama?
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Leo nataka zishike mbaka wire za kichwa zilee tzz tzz
Time ya Uhuru hata Ruto mwenyewe alikua amenona
Unaenda kugeuza fresher round ya tano unaskia "beb promise we will graduate together"😂😂
Pep Guardiola just ruined marriage for me. The guy got a divorce and went insane, and that's him and his wife leaving on good terms. So that means if my wife hates me, I'm gonna go more insane than him.
If you think people are stingy, that's fine. But just calm down a little and go find yourself a job. Once you've worked one month and you get paid, come back and share all the money.
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Simps mnacheza rough what do you mean unalipia Dem subscription ya Truecaller😂
Unaeza niita heha movers juu naweza ichapa hadi ihame😩
Sasa huwa mnafanya aje ndio mlast long hiyo 1st round😂asking for a friend lakini???😩😩
Shamba siku hizi zikona kesi mingi😩wee lima tuu lakini usijenge hapo😂😂🫴🏿
Unaniambia nikuje na wanawake alafu unanunua KC🫴🏿😂bois heshimu wanawake wangu bana😂😂
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