Pixel The Cat @therealpixel
I eat, shit, and make life as difficult as possible for @TheStrayMuse and @louderthan10 therealpixel.tumblr.com A tiny apartment in a cold ass Joined December 2008-
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I check out the great outdoors for once and these jackasses manage to work themselves into a tizzy. Like I can't handle myself. Sheesh.
Sorry dicks. Just testing the URL shortening in Twitter. In works. Now screw off. I'm taking a nap.
Coming back from the Acatemy http://tinyurl.com/dcjt3t
Oh fuck. My claw is stuck in the front grill of this bloody Mac G5. Now what?
Ugh. Just ralphed half my dinner all over the floor. Meh, what goes out… time for seconds. This time I'll try chewing.
Screw all y'all. I'm going in this dishwasher and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Suckers.
Abusive owners are at it again. This time trying to control me with a damn harness… like I want to freakin' go for a walk like a dumb dog.
Laying on my back with my belly exposed is NOT an invitation to rub it... suck it pussy lovers.
I could maul that damn bird next door. If only I wasn't so damn afraid of outside.
@wintr Just try it. I dare ya. In other news, if someone doesn't clean my toilet out in the next hour, I am going to freak right out.
@wintr Bringing a gun to a knife fight eh? You're no better than @louderthan10.
@AdamDotCom @wintr You two want to take this outside? They coined the term cat-like reflexes 'cause of me. Think about it.
@wintr Yeah that'll be real fun. Like I want to go drink booze with with you pussies. Jesus Christ.
These morons think they can tell me what to do. Little do they know I'm going to piss in their shoes tonight.
@wintr They're pretty much interchangeable.
Chewing? No thanks. If I can't fit it down my throat in one gulp, forget it. I just leave it on the floor for dopey and dumbass to pick up.
Those LOLcat morons give all of us a bad name. Fucking illiterate assholes. I can haz my paw in your ass.
@wintr Hey buddy. This is all me. @louderthan10 doesn't do shit. I own that motherfucker's ass.
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