Diana @theseafly
love yourself ~ ruthlessly. It scares off those who can’t do the same. Cornwall, United Kingdom Joined June 2017-
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Today my son referred to the year 1996 as the old days. He’s six. Just saying.
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Consistency and stability is sexy af.
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This is a safe space. Just kidding. Run.
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Whisper "Ssssshhhĥhh" into my ear as you slowly force it in
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kinda need one of those cuddles that ends in hot sex
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who wants a dry january? make it extra wet if you ask me
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I am just a horny little weirdo with mental health issues and a nice ass pls be nice to me
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A little bit of sex would be nice right now…
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I wanted to pray at your altar, offering myself up as communion
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Just texted her i miss you to ruin her healing process
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He finally texted me after 17 hours, now I will make him wait 23 seconds.
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Why is childbirth called delivery and not takeout?
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them: you've changed. me: yah. your turn.
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The worst part of anxiety is how physically sick it makes me feel 😭
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Do it alone. Do it broke. Do it tired. Do it scared. Just do it.
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Last time I took someone seriously I ain’t smile for 7 months
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands.
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If I want YOU, don’t worry about who wants me.
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