thigh masteя @thighmaster

merit badger • saul basshole • fried chicken ambassador • curly W is the only W thighswideshut.org Thighland Joined February 2009

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thigh masteя @thighmaster

21 hours ago

@maustermuhle as I used to call it “Odor-kon”

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2 weeks ago

@ATRightMovies The Who’s Tommy (movie) — Elton, Tina, Clapton, Ann-Margs, Olive Reed, Jack Nicholson

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it always made no sense to me and seem like such a giant waste that James Beard never had a beard or at least an Award that honored beards. I’m correcting this inhumanity by announcing the first ever James Beard Beard Awards. You, dear awesome person, pick the winner!! 🧔🏻‍♀️🥇

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3 weeks ago

@Super70sSports saw it this year after long time away and it still SLAYED very very very very very very very very much

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Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan

3 weeks ago

I talked to Sam Neil and his JURASSIC PARK costars a few years ago and have rarely laughed so much nytimes.com/2022/06/08/mov…

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3 weeks ago

@TransmissionsSW @IndieWire ideally they should have released a super tiny version so no one could see this movie

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Danny Manus @DannyManus

4 weeks ago

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

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4 weeks ago

@DannyManus 👏🏽 😢

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4 weeks ago

not all heroes wear Cape Verde 🇨🇻

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a month ago

I’m all in on the new Sophie’s Choice

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a month ago

@CracraftFan watch baseball

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a month ago

@ThroneSpud correct on IU

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2 months ago

@GhostsofDC My Erols was in college plaza near Montgomery College They used to let you put your name on the back of posters and when they were done using it they’d give it to you I had an amazing Return of the Jedi giant cardboard one that has sadly been lost to time

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Ghosts of DC @GhostsofDC

2 months ago

Before Blockbuster took over DC, one Turkish immigrant who arrived here with $16 built a 208-store video empire from a TV repair shop in Georgetown. Then it vanished almost overnight. ghostsofdc.org/2026/06/11/ero…