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I love this genre of joke what is this called
the way you just told on yourself lmfao
His only exposure to how people take their shirts off is from porn or people he's fucking so that's why he does it like that.
Bro I fucking LOVE being a sub. I love speficic directions, I love clear expectations, I love acknowledgment for the things I do right, I love knowing that my actions have satisfied another person, I love clear delineations of power, I love not speaking unless prompted, I love-
kills me that having to go to the dmv is such a big part of this when you do not go to the dmv to replace a social security card
they invented t4t social security card destruction kink so that’s new
The goal of Kamala Harris is to ensure that America gets another far-right administration after Donald Trump
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing to run for President again in 2028.
bag 🥰
my bf went out to a bar with a couple friends and this was the check they got from the bartender…i asked him how much each beer was and he said $2
you are not part of that venn diagram i’m sorry
Hey straight women when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include the lesbians in there as well? The girls the gays and the lesbians if its not too much trouble thanks straight women
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
counterpoint: lake taneycomo
What’s behind the convention that big, notable lakes are “Lake _____” while more ordinary lakes are “_____ Lake”?
was thinking about using the term demisexual for myself but realized that I don't need a label to explain why I ain't fucking you
can always tell when someone’s doing this bc they’ll be speeding up w their brake lights on
why aren't new drivers taught to use their left foot for the break when driving an automatic? seems likely prevent most of the (admittedly mostly minor) ~16k peddle error crashes per year in the US, and probably a lot of serious crashes as well due to improved break time.
which is crazy bc then how do you know when to go outside and look
there are people who lived in the midwest their entire lives and still dont know the difference between tornado warning and tornado watch
quando eu reencarnar não direi nada mas haverá sinais
kansas
From these images alone what ethnic background do you think I'm from?
i don’t make fun of europeans for thinking 90 is hot i make fun of them for not having ac and for thinking insulation can only keep heat in
It's that time of year again
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