Tim Witten @timwitten
Born in Welch, WV; raised in Richlands, VA; working in Blacksburg, VA and living in Roanoke, VA. my tweets are my own... google.com Roanoke, VA Joined April 2008-
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Watching The Godfather for the umpteenth time. But it strikes me now that if Sonny Corleone had ezpass he would have lived.
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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
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But I have snow tires! But I have 4WD! But I grew up in [any state north of Virginia]! But I can drive better than everyone else! Just because you think you can handle driving in the snow, doesn't mean you should. Continue to stay off the roads so our crews can work safely.
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Parents & caregivers: looking for a way to keep the little ones entertained during snow days? Check out our 🥇 award-winning student activities (coloring pages, word ciphers, word searches + more) for the kids to enjoy! Fun for all ages! ➡️ bit.ly/41vvH8Q
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If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.
@emily_tweets @idiotcoolperson Dad card is in the mail…
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Happy birthday Michigan J Frog
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✨🎉 Happy New Year! 🎊🍾 There is no bus service today in Blacksburg or Christiansburg, but we will be back on reduced service tomorrow, January 2.🥳
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VSP looking for information on motorcyclist from Christmas Day
Little Drummer Boy is such a weird song…
MARY: Well, I just had a baby… in a barn. So, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. The gold, the perfumes. All things babies love. Also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face. This…this was great.
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Whoever invented fruitcake was a psychopath
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes-i…
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Due to battery recalls impacting our electric buses, BT will make temporary weekday service adjustments starting this Spring Semester. Safety and reliability remain our top priorities. ➡️ Full details at ridebt.org/service-changes
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Electric bus battery recalls mean we must reduce charging capacity, leading to temporary weekday service changes starting this Spring Semester. Thank you for your patience and understanding. We’re committed to restoring full service asap➡️ Full details at ridebt.org/service-changes
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I can remember when my grandparents took my sister and I to the old Bailey’s Cafeteria. In the succeeding years, our region had a Morrison’s, S & W, and S & S. But I always thought K & W would be around forever . . . #EndOfAnEra
How do I connect my Teddy Ruxpin to ChatGPT?
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Man says cemetery company buried his wife improperly @StoneMorLP @Real_StoneMor @DuffieldLovejoy wvrecord.com/stories/639194…
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