Tony Thain @tonythain
All complaints to the usual address. Joined January 2011-
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@TrollFootball Everytime Yamal plays against Mbappe and France;
@TrollFootball today France failed to score today, Spain is in the World Cup final today due to back to back goals.
Why does Tom look like Suarez, though?
So long, “favourites to win the tournament”, France.
What’s next for Lady G?
BREAKING: U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has died from a sudden illness, according to his office. He was 71. abcnews.link/8W0KGmK
What’s next for Dermot Murnaghan?
TV presenter and long-time Sky News anchor Dermot Murnaghan has died following illness with prostate cancer. His former colleague @LisaatSky paid tribute, calling him a 'trusted journalist, irreverent, great fun and a great colleague'. trib.al/tZH1Q5b 📺 Sky 501/YT
Count Binface murdering Ann Widdecombe because she discovered his secret identity and was blackmailing him, would make a great episode of Columbo. Special Guest Star: William Shatner as “Count Binface”.
What’s next for Ann Widdecombe?
🚨 BREAKING: A nationwide manhunt has been launched for a "white male" as a murder investigation begins into former MP Ann Widdecombe’s death
How, as a nation, did we end up with cricket and rugby? Fucking gash.
Oh look, more “ immigration is our strength “
🚨 WATCH: A riot breaks out in London after France eliminated Morocco from the World Cup
Paddy going full on J. Jonah Jameson on Count Binface. What a world we live in.
🚨 WATCH: Count Binface responds to the BBC unmasking him live on Newsnight
🚨 NEW: MPs are set to ask the Speaker to allow Count Binface to wear his space suit and bin head if he beats Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election
If he wanted to make the plane to go faster, he could’ve just thrown the woman’s shopping out of the trunk.
A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft
Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint." Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?" Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?" Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess." Customer: "I avoid seed oils." Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one." Customer: "...Almond, then?" Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?" Customer: "The soy?" Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house." Customer: "...Coconut?" Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard." Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?" Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk." Customer: "And the footprint on that?" Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."
My driving instructor used to do this every week.
A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft
Voters have the chance to do the funniest fucking thing.
🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage
A weasel walks into a pub. The barman, aghast, says; “Wow! I’ve never seen a weasel in a pub before! What can I get you?” “Pop!”, goes the weasel.
What’s next for Dean Stockwell?
She’s so small lmao no one believes this is a man
How the flip-flops pop up at the end…
Indian cave divers with a loving wife and three kids when they see a hole called "Indra's flaming asshole" RIP Akshit and Jagpreet 🪦
James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames
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James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames
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