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I always take a second pair of pants when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.
I'm looking forward to trying on my new reversible jacket. I can't wait to see how it turns out!
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
Bigfoot Caught on Camera!
Couch Potato.
To become a successful doctor you need a lot of patients.
Leonardo Dicaprisun. #Oscars
I got fired.
Scooby Doo Pun
I dropped my burger on the floor. Now it's ground beef.
Want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it
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Snow angles #blizzard2016
How does Nasa organize a party? They planet.
@Seanyboy0170 Correct!
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