Sam Merritt @torgomatic
Trying to build space elevators out of stone knives and bearskins torgomatic.us Hayward, CA Joined January 2009-
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Listen, we told you it’s eventually consistent but we have to draw the line at quantifying “eventually”.
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"The cost of adding a feature isn’t just the time it takes to code it. The cost also includes the addition of an obstacle to future expansion. The trick is to pick the features that don’t fight each other." — John Carmack
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Area CEO Finding It Hard To Concentrate On Blog Post About New Open Floor Plan
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the real semantics of semantic versioning: major = a breaking change minor = a minor breaking change patch = a little-bitty breaking change
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working on generalizing the cap theorem to show that, of consistency, availability, & partition tolerance, you can only achieve none of them
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“I don’t understand why computer scientists care so much about tree structures.” They’re good dags brent
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Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn thing.
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q: do computers have a holiday that they celebrate? a: yes its called "zero day" and its great because it can happen basically any time
Verifying myself: I am torgomatic on Keybase.io. AekNczhdISHsdyBggHjldnqot_M8T1bR35HX / keybase.io/torgomatic/sig…
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Cloudies... listen up... It's "on prem" or "on premises." It is NEVER "on premise." ...unless your cloud is philosophically principled.
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Drone Places Fresh Kill On Steps Of White House
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOMEONE CALLED JASON HAS BEEN ENCODING AND DECODING DATA IN OUR APP. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS
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Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984
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We're exploring femtoservices, briefly existing before being abandoned and replaced with something shinier.
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Would it *really* be a pip release without breaking Openstack?
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Service has been restored via a terrible hack that we're gonna pay for later. You're welcome, future us.
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When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on . . Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again.
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We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.
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Distributed systems: when wiring up the mocks to make the test deterministic is harder than fixing the bug itself.
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