Honestly @translucentme_
the brutal indifference of life mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… in your head, under your skin Joined June 2014-
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son: grabs my leg me: that hurt son: if that hurt I might be able to break your leg me: I have fibromyalgia son: what the fuck is that? allergic to fibers…
Dear kids, you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in 1996.
Yeah yeah, your nudes are fantastic but what are you reading right now?
not enough people use shitasses anymore…
what the hell has happened to this world
no thanks, I’ve overdosed on reality
If you had a corded phone like this growing up, you're probably reading this tweet wearing glasses with bifocals. Amirite? ᴬⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵒˡᵈ ᵃˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ
There was no better feeling than winning a Mötley Crüe mirror at the State Fair
third day/night in a row i’ve seen fires 🔥 so guess that’s coming…
what a bunch of dumb fucks
A narcissist's worst nightmare is someone educated in narcissism.
I could make you happy, but I’m not cocaine.
I hate that sound people make when words come out of their mouth.
If I vaped McDonald's sprite, I bet I could time travel
Men who can light a cigarette with a match in a windy day fuck better.
Sprayed on some Axe body spray and went as a white unemployed dude that’s behind on his child support
Hey you know what this house needs? A big box of shit. Let's get a cat
Your “good deeds” can kiss my ass
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