Lord Chris @tumris

Climate Scientist, Arsenal, Celtics, My Mother's Son... Live. Love. Laugh $ Learn. You get one shot... Squeeze the life outta life! twitter.com/#!/tumris Nairobi Joined July 2009

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Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE

5 hours ago

Back then, My Aunty used to make this Kombucha. Then she was told it’s demonic and she threw it away. Rumours had it that ukiitupa inarudi nyumbani usiku kama paka. The fear was in its growth as it grows everyday. Lakini millenials are something else!

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Joseph Gitahi @GitahiJcgitahi

2 days ago

Mimi wange niokota chini ya meza ..😂😂😂

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Lord Chris @tumris

2 hours ago

😂

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Ng'etich @_feloh_

4 days ago

There was a time I submitted a project to Cherargei. He returned it with almost every page marked up, circled, and covered in corrections. At the time, I thought he was being overly critical. Then I saw this video and couldn't help but laugh. For a second I thought, "Maybe that's my project he was doing dirty like that." 😂

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RandomVibeID @RandomVibe_id

a week ago

Dad gives best memory keeper!

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💜 @AdeliaDineo

6 days ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣" I'm done 🤣

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The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi

6 days ago

There’s a local body fabricator converting Normal Toyota Probox (vans) into Toyota Prados, and I’m telling you, it’s really impressive!

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Ole Teya @TeyaKevin

a week ago

😂😂

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𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN

a week ago

“Banks in Nigeria are owned by Black Nigerians. Nigerians in entertainment industry aren’t competing with South Africa, they are competing with America. People are working to develop themselves, while here in South Africa, some people are walking around with cutlasses.” — Julius Malema.

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Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35

2 weeks ago

A cancer researcher just explained the consequences of spraying perfumes on your neck🙆🏼‍♂️🚨

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Ole Teya @TeyaKevin

2 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Degrata @Degrata254

2 weeks ago

Hii kanisa iko wapi tuende, pure vibes buana. Youths waliambiwa wakuje dressed in their job clothes na mass wao ndo wanaongoza

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Anatoly Prank Fan @Anatolyfans24

2 weeks ago

🤯🤯🤯💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263

2 weeks ago

How do I explain to the psychologist that I saw a lost kitten and its mother found it, scolded it, and after checking that it was okay, slapped it and took it home?