UmmTypo @ummTypo

Your (not so friendly anymore) neighborhood Twitter Aunty. Living on autocorrect. @UmmTypo on other socials too. London, England Joined November 2015

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

10 hours ago

@indigojo_uk That's the odd thing, I never noticed any smell and I'm SUPER sensitive but this was truly a room with just a pile of stuff in it cos when we moved, we had 6 hours to shift all our stuff and just stuffed a bunch of boxes into the tiny room.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

12 hours ago

Finally cleaned my office. Just took 1,5 years. Found what I think was a mummified baby squirrel. Thanks cats. Or could have been a rat, well never know.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

20 hours ago

Count Binface is already doing the recycling Britain thing.

Ibrahim Abdul-Rauf @LongshotIbrahim

2 days ago

Reform Britain, Remake Britain, Restore Britain, Reiterate Britain, Restate Britain, Reduce Britain, Reuse Britain, Recycle Britain

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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn

2 days ago

“The truth will be revealed, and justice will ultimately prevail.” Thank you to @alboradafilms and @AJEnglish for producing this powerful documentary about The Gaza Tribunal. youtu.be/o485wcPbiUs?si…

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Rima🇵🇸 #FreePalestine 🍉 @RimabestRima12

3 days ago

Retweet.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

2 days ago

@HashashinTag Yeah. Friend's kid said ppl in her school were passing out even a year ago so they finally changed it so that shirt only is ok. You still have to bring the blazer tho but you don't have to put it on inside or smt

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

Nah, Russia wouldn't have wasted good bombs on him. Instead I am guessing the drones saw Graham, instantly developed consciousness and all decided to spontaneously combust out of the sheer desperation of having to share a planet and vicinity with him.

Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod

3 days ago

OK get your tinfoil ready. Graham inspected a drone factory in Ukraine yesterday. Russia blew up that facility today. Then, tonight, it is announced that Graham is dead from a "sudden illness". No more details I'd say there is a decent chance that Russia blew up Lindsey Graham.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

This is funny. I don't care what you say, this makes this country worthwhile for a bit.

Jack @geordlejack

3 days ago

For those who don't know, this is arguably Count Binface's biggest endorsement yet. Binface previously stood as Lord Buckethead, but was forced to create Binface due to a dispute with the person who owns the Buckethead character. They stood against eachother in 2019.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

@IsmailKamdar Lame. I read it 3 times in a year when I was 10. Once in 3 days. 😌 (Don't ask what I have read since then tho cos this is still my biggest flex)

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

Thank you all for not spoiling it. Very nice game shabash.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

Child made me play trivial pursuit instead of watching the game so now everyone better SHUT UP till I get around to watching it tomorrow. 🧐

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

3 days ago

Is it just me or is the sky a bit more blue and the grass a bit more green today?

Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews

3 days ago

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

4 days ago

@173849493a @winnie4prez @JuYi67 I was just in Pakistan and no one followed me or my teenage daughters and no one has ever harassed me in England except for white English men so idk you tell me why you're a racist?

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

4 days ago

@winnie4prez @JuYi67 Ah no idea what that is either lol

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

4 days ago

@LongshotIbrahim Also a whole lot of the viking lore is made up and exaggerated. It was a whole people. Not all of them were blood thirsty murderers- a lot of that is mythical. Anyways, the horned helmets and the long boats are both ahistorical.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

4 days ago

@JuYi67 @winnie4prez This comment makes no sense.

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UmmTypo @ummTypo

4 days ago

@winnie4prez It's a very futile attempt also. The harder you try, the harder you fail. It comes from some deep set takabbur idea that you are yourself good or at least have such goodness in you that surpasses all different forms of goodness and that you have any power over how things turn out

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Andrey X @the_andrey_x

5 days ago

I recorded this about two hours before the settler attack on Umm al-Kheir (when my sweater was still white and not covered in blood)

Andrey X @the_andrey_x

5 days ago

Movement restrictions are one of the main ways the IDF uses to turn Palestinian life in the West Bank into living hell. Metal gates block many roads and village entrances and are closed arbitrarily, sometimes for several days.