kris💋 @uncleardream
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like for the love of god just order the damn tests that you don't even have to do yourself anyways so i can go have my fun
girl just cause i didn't have any raw sex with strangers off the street doesn't mean my risk is zero ALSO it's just a good idea to have updated recent results to show a new partner?? damn😭
if it's medically recommended to get std tested at least once a year especially if you've had any new partners then WHY does the doctor act like it's such a weird request when i ask for it but then answer that i don't have symptoms & didn't have any unprotected sex😭
i love being a goofy silly goose in a hot girl body
people that walk super slow and leisurely when they're in the fucking way piss me off
i love terry so so so much he's the best
First up is The Dragon Prince with Terry or Terrestrius he's a Transgender Man and is voiced by a Transgender man as well he is good but accompanies the bad guys
i don't get how alcohol turns y'all evil. i just start giggling and get slutty
i spent $3 at the grocery store today on 2 bags of frozen veggies that will be enough to use as sides for 6 meals😍😍
frozen veggies feel like a cheat code. cheap, convenient, just as healthy, super easy to steam or stir fry or microwave. such a blessing when you're a busy 20 something on that grind & u gotta eat well & stay healthy to keep having the energy to grind
men are so dumb, yes women do genuinely find it fun to get dressed up & go enjoy music & dancing with their friends. that's what the club is about. if i have to yell for the bartender to hear my order then no i'm not there to flirt & socialize & hookup???
Do you believe anything coming out of their mouths...
she put it off long enough for me to turn 18 & then said "you're an adult, i don't have to help you get your life together!1!1!" like girl what. u should've just worked at a daycare if all u wanted to do was the little kid stuff but not anything that comes later
i'm glad i was eventually able to learn to drive & get my license but i will forever be confused about why my mom thought she had no obligation to do that part of parenting... teaching your kids to drive as teens is part of preparing them for adulthood, u signed up for it
@greendale7even and there's valid reasons why some people like myself can more easily deal with the obstacles of dog ownership than those of cat ownership. unless you have a particularly athletic or giant dog, it's pretty easy to get most things out of their reach. the same isn't true of cats
@greendale7even you're intentionally missing my point which is that people wanna act as though disliking cats is always indicative of sinister character flaws, when there's perfectly valid reasons to not like them or simply not want them in your home
dogs 100% are messy and destructive too but a lotttt less of your stuff is within their reach
like damn sorry i don't like the idea of them walking in their equivalent of a toilet & then putting their feet on my kitchen counter, & I don't wanna worry that everything i leave not secured in a cabinet or drawer could be messed with
u not even allowed to dislike animals that jump up onto every single shelf, table, counter, EVERYTHING in your home that would be out of a dog's reach & knock things over, spread their germy litterbox paws on places u eat & prepare food, etc without being called a bad person
on the surface i think it’s control and boundary issues, but deep down i feel like it’s misogyny 💀
Them: just listen to your body My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out
you'll never catch me messing with my big sexy nose
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