Uncle Pongo @unclepongo
To my employer reading this: QUICK, LOOK BEHIND YOU! letterboxd.com/unclepongo New Jersey, USA Joined October 2008-
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Nothing pisses me off more than when they wag their finger "no" at you in those DIY slop videos after trying something completely dumb. Don't put that evil on me! I wasn't going to suggest doing that!!
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Nooo babe it only looks small because you’re not looking at it in 70mm
@tropicaIghost Time to start tweeting about Microsoft Excel
Me, sitting alone on my couch on a Friday night doing absolutely nothing: Wait...am I a fucking loser?
Having a cigarette on my deck while breathing in wildfire smoke because I don't half-ass anything.
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@ashlethalweapon Falling to my knees in Walmart
We do
why dont guys just sit to pee. like they could just be chilling but they wanna stand
🎵 lay your weary balls to ree-ee-ee-est 🎵
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