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Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package. All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement. As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square. We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques. We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races. While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks. In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic. If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like. One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding. Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it. We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength! Sincerely, A Very Reasonable Christian

Democrat crime stories from just the past week - NM House Leader Sheryl Williams Stapleton convicted for diverting public education funds to her friend and gettinf kickbacks - MA Mayor Brian DePena charged for stealing covid relief funds - NJ Councilwoman Gina Laplaca charged for faking signatures to qualify for the ballot - Georgia State Rep. Sharon Henderson pleaded guilty to stealing covid funds - Missouri City Executive Philip LeVota indicted on bribery charges - Vice Mayor of Columbus, Mississippi Joseph Mickens charged for rigging a city contract bid to be awarded to his own company THE PARTY OF FRAUD AND CORRUPTION

GaDOE seeks suspension of all 7 Dublin school board members 41nbc.com/dublin-school-…

BREAKING: Former New Mexico Democrat House leader Sheryl Williams Stapleton CONVICTED of 31 felony charges for diverting millions of dollars of school funds to her friend’s company and receiving kickbacks

If your water bill is high in America this might be why This American was gone for 3 weeks out of the month, he gets back and has an extremely high water bill. He calls the water company because that doesn’t make any sense, he wasn’t even home most of the month The water company tells him they no longer read meters, they instead do drive- bys. A worker drives through neighborhoods and an electronic signal is picked up from the meters recoding the readings If the reading fails, they just estimate the bill based on the usage at this time last year But here’s the thing, he didn’t even live in this place last year, they are estimating the usage based on the previous tenants usage because that’s who lived there The wild thing is, I looked into it and this is legal and many water companies do this. In fact if you challenge it and want a manual reading, they will charge you a fee to have someone come out and read it This is a scam

DO NOT EAT anything with this label! This is a GATES founded company that uses mono & diglycerides to make you sick.

President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, says free speech is a VIRUS and censorship is the vaccine.. Yikes. FOLLOW AND SHARE @MAGARISE_

BEFORE MODERN MEDICINE THERE WERE PLANTS 1. Before antibiotics, there was garlic 2. Before aspirin, there was willow bark 3. Before cold medicine, there was wild cherry bark 4. Before migraine tablets, there was feverfew 5. Before toothache gel, there was clove 6. Before cough syrup, there was elderberry 7. Before disinfectants, there was thyme 8. Before pain balms, there was arnica 9. Before sleep aids, there was lavender 10. Before eczema cream, there was calendula 11. Before anxiety pills, there was chamomile 12. Before muscle relaxants, there was valerian 13. Before iron pills, there was nettle leaf 14. Before probiotics, there was sauerkraut 15. Before scar creams, there was rosehip oil 16. Before vapor rub, there was eucalyptus 17. Before band-aids, there was plantain leaf 18. Before energy drinks, there was ginseng 19. Before everything came from a lab, it came from the earth.

@DC_Draino And the Democrat Party is broke again

@DC_Draino Truth

@MelGibson_1th ♥️

@WallStreetApes And when time comes, the flock cameras and AI will be in the Left’s control, we need regulations

@minchoi @elonmusk Haven’t used it in a while, better than ChatGpt still?

@elonmusk so are you able to tell me why we need datacenters to hurt this bear habitat?

@nicksortor Maybe this why we need Flock cameras to keep US safe from these imported terrorists

@GuntherEagleman Too many lies on the prosecution side. I think he was not a good person and embezzled money but I don’t think he killed them. The ballistics matched a gun used in a recent crime???

@TheIronWarden Christ is King. Can you explain the other? Jesus was Jewish correct?

@ScottPresler I don’t believe that can happen.

@Holden_Culotta Get rid of H1B and hire these people educated via student loans and offer student loans payback .