🦦 @uptheswitch

kobetard New York, NY Joined June 2011

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2 days ago

@doctorskinny what realtor

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2 weeks ago

@davidimarcus you went out of your way to post it and earned them 77k free impressions

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Jay Jurden @JayJurden

a month ago

NYC got all this perky ass bc of the walkability

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2 months ago

lebron james your soul will never find eternal rest, rather it shall wonder in purgatory for eternity

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2 months ago

great example of how useless cops are

Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

2 months ago

New Yorkers came together to save one of their own

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"THE KOBE ASSIST". In 2012, Kirk Goldsberry unveiled a unique statistical phenomenon where 15% of Kobe Bryant's missed shots led directly to points. Kobe's perimeter gravity was so immense that his heavily contested shots regularly drew double and triple teams, leaving

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3 months ago

big zo you’ve done miracles on me

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor

3 months ago

From June 11 to July 19, New Yorkers can eat, drink, and celebrate the World Cup for just $26 at restaurants across all five boroughs. From Little Senegal in Harlem to Little Odessa in Brooklyn, our city’s diversity is our greatest strength, and now it’s on the menu. Be part

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3 months ago

JANICE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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3 months ago

nigga can’t u tell that my sample of adele was so hot i got these hood niggas blowing up my cell

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Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks

3 months ago

Incredible weather + no drunk Long Islanders = immaculate vibes in NYC this weekend

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3 months ago

i can live with tweakers shitting on the sidewalk but mexican teenagers sitting on my stoop is where i draw the line

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Grinch @Uncatfishable

3 months ago

America can’t be saved. Far too many stupid people who don’t know they’re stupid and would rather die than learn anything.

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3 months ago

it must be done @ChiefKeef

Polymarket @Polymarket

3 months ago

JUST IN: Hantavirus has potentially entered the US, after the CDC notified the New Jersey Department of Health that two residents were possibly exposed.