irritable @virtual_summer

Chief Butt of the Guild of Fools and Joculators cyberspace Joined December 2008

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Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting

4 days ago

From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. The official trailer for RESIDENT EVIL has arrived. Filmed for IMAX and in theaters on September 18.

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irritable @virtual_summer

5 days ago

Being an office assistant is a really cool job because 80% of it is just getting blamed for other people not doing their job

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One of my mom’s friends said “Even YOU???” When I also said no to a bite of the shared dessert at dinner when I have never really been a huge dessert person and I called her out on it but like damn what a weird thing to say to someone

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irritable @virtual_summer

a week ago

Kinda shit my old roommate would have and then he’d be like I don’t use aluminum foil when I cook because of chemicals

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a week ago

My coworkers pen had me so geeked no sane person would hit this

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Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly

a week ago

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

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irritable @virtual_summer

a week ago

Lift your dick up high and blow your balls off @jimmypop

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a week ago

@rxckrxdxscxlvxs Swear to god the guy who unlocked the game case at Walmart and sold me my game today looked EXACTLY like this many such cases

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irritable @virtual_summer

a week ago

@smolbbbird I’m also luckily pretty regular and not prone to much gastrointestinal issues so the fact that I haven’t been feeling well for over a week is a little concerning but again I’ve been on antibiotics off and on for a month so I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

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irritable @virtual_summer

a week ago

@smolbbbird That happened a couple of times and I’ve been having a loss of appetite and bloating an nausea that is very out of character for me

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irritable @virtual_summer

2 weeks ago

@facetedcarapace Most of my friends do this and the only time I hear about it is when it goes over poorly in an unexpected way like ruining a surprise party

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irritable @virtual_summer

2 weeks ago

If anyone wants to Venmo me $300 that would be great I accidentally picked out an expensive jewelry

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irritable @virtual_summer

2 weeks ago

For my birthday I got hurt real bad

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irritable @virtual_summer

2 weeks ago

Decided to get a wrap from the grocery store that are usually pretty decent for lunch instead of bringing something sad from home because it’s my birthday and the wrap was ass

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alan woke @mangointahiti

3 weeks ago

watching jackass like this

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Keifer @DannyVegito

3 weeks ago

Bam was kind of an evil little shit but he’s vital to Jackass because of his almost supernaturally funny physicality the moment something goes south for him. He revels in tormenting others but truly shines when he’s the one suffering. He’s like a real life Daffy Duck