EvolMonkey @vventirozos
PostgreSQL DBA, dog person, ex gamer, dad and wannabe driver. evol-monkey.blogspot.com Attiki, Greece Joined July 2013-
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🐘Hey @PostgreSQL folks! If you've never checked out the 0xide & Friends podcast, there's no better time than next week when our own @AndresFreundTec will be chatting on his recently discovered xv & ssh security shenanigans.😱🔓 📅Info & link to discord: oxide.computer/podcasts/oxide…
Thrilled to announce that @AndresFreundTec will be joining @ahl and me on the next Oxide and Friends! mastodon.social/@bcantrill/112…
Join the @census_labs Vulnerability Research team! We're diving into fascinating challenges and seeking talents of all levels - from interns to senior experts. Full remote work available. DM me for more info.
Good news for @PostgreSQL folks; @theory, creator of @pgxn, has joined @tembo_io to work full time on the postgres extension ecosystem. More info and how to get involved at justatheory.com/2024/01/tembon…
🎉No affiliation, but some jobs are worth sharing. The American Red Cross is hiring a Sr. Data Warehouse Performance Engineer for Postgres/Redshift. The job is WFH, with preference for Eastern timezone & mid-Atlantic region. Details in link, good luck! americanredcross.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/American_Red_C… 🙏
Come watch the magic of "IRL 8kb pages" and how you can use them to reason about how Postgres works under the hood! #pgtreats
Join us for “Think Like a Postgres!” with Robert Treat at PGConf NYC 2023! buff.ly/3Y6gUQ7 @robtreat2 @PostgreSQL #postgresQL #postgres #conference #pgconfnyc
If you are an aspiring artist or know of one, we'd love to have you participate in the upcoming @PostgreSQL v16 design contest! It's a great way to give back to open source (and get paid for it) #opensource #community
Getting a design contest ready for @PostgreSQL v16 release artwork to start sometime Monday July 31. It will be similar to last year's contest (99designs.com/illustrations/…). Spread the news!
We just baked a new major release 3.0.0 of #Patroni @PostgreSQL #HA. It includes two new great features: DCS failsafe mode and Citus integration! Thanks to all users and contributors!🐘🐘🐘 cc @citusdata @hugh_capet @mbanck @JelteF @mulander Release notes: github.com/zalando/patron…
Just recorded a walk-through of writing simple Postgres patch youtube.com/watch?v=rihfAn…
@df7cb @credativDE @PostgresSupport congrats, my hellos to Hans :D
Gordon Ryan submits Andre Galvao in the superfight!!! x.com/kevinnbass/sta…
Many dba/dbre/sysadmins don’t think of themselves as programmers, but if you are managing databases, cron jobs and other one-off shell scripts are part of the gig. Some nice tips and/or reminders here to up your shell game
Second talk also now completed, with slides available on slideshare slideshare.net/xzilla/advance… and I believe a few versions might be on YouTube as well.
First, I'll be presenting a version of my "Advanced Int->BigInt Migrations" talk, which dives into various production failure modes and ways to address them when dealing with data type problems at scale.
Yet another @ZalandoTech #Patroni @PostgreSQL #HA release 2.1.4 With PostgreSQL v15 beta1 support and has some bug fixes. 🐘🐘🐘 github.com/zalando/patron…
DALLE-2 has a secret language. "Apoploe vesrreaitais" means birds. "Contarra ccetnxniams luryca tanniounons" means bugs or pests. The prompt: "Apoploe vesrreaitais eating Contarra ccetnxniams luryca tanniounons" gives images of birds eating bugs. A thread (1/n)🧵
Hey, that's me!
Video of the day: this #CitusCon talk 📺 by @robtreat2 will give you useful tips for integer to BIGINT conversions in @PostgreSQL. Big thanks to Rob 👏 for this advanced data talk that is perfect for a coffeebreak ☕️ youtu.be/qYIVyoZkhCo
The english translation of my (not so recent) @credativDE blog post on #postgresql load-balancing with HAProxy is now online x.com/planetpostgres…
Michael Banck (@mbanck): Moodle PostgreSQL load balancing with HAProxy and Patroni postgr.es/p/5kE
Formatting SQL code with pgFormatter within Vim postgr.es/p/5kd @PostgreSQL
While my int->bigint talk last week at #Postgresconf was not recorded, luckily @citsucon has come to the rescue with their recording now available on YouTube at youtube.com/watch?v=qYIVyo…. Please check it out! #Postgres #DBRE
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