westerosdesign @westerosdesign
The #1 design agency in Westeros. While you’re busy torturing, whoring & plundering, we’re working on your brand. (Parody) #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros westerosdesign.com King's Landing, Westeros Joined May 2017-
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As the best design agency in Westeros, part of us is impressed by how Dany introduced her brand to King’s Landing, but the other part of us is...quite literally on fire since our offices are in King’s Landing. #GameofThrones #FakeWesteros
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Ok Starks...we gritted our teeth as you bent the knee to a Targaryen and then opened your doors to those ahole Lannisters. But just fucking giving away a dire wolf? The brand is dead. Might as well change your sigil to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. #FakeWesteros #GamefThrones
"The Karstarks. One of the better sigils. Beats an onion anyway" - Thanks for the shoutout @GoT_Tyrion! It's always nice to have our work recognized. And hey Davos @ser_seaworth — give us a shout if you want to rework your brand. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros
@Nanosauromo If by "shirt" you mean "armor chest plate" we may be able to make that happen.
We had a staff meeting earlier today. That's when two people who want the same promotion fight to the death with staffs. #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros
Some guy named Sam asked us for an ad campaign for his Greyscale lotion. Claims it's a cure. LOL. @SamTarly_ #gameofthrones #fakewesteros
@Lavern_M @Chanelle19 We are hiring winter interns. Please send a raven with your experience in both design and combat.
Hey @IAmTheonGreyjoy - need a new kraken/direwolf combination sigil? We're happy to be of service. #GameOfThronesFinale #GameOfThrones
What's the point of all the branding we've done for houses of Westeros if everyone's gonna wear black? #GameOfThronesFinale #FakeWesteros
Someone needs to tell Euron @EuronCrowsEye that if he's going to throw around size jokes he should get a bigger cape. #GameOfThronesFinale
The Hound's fancy outfit doesn't seem very on brand. @SuddenlySandor #GameOfThronesFinale #FakeWesteros
Hey John Snow — why would anyone live in King's Landing? Brothels, sure, but also for the #1 design agency in Westeros! #GameOfThronesFinale
Here's the Night King's new business venture. (We think he likes this logo but he's hard to read) @WightsKing #GameOfThrones #FakeWesteros
@Chiquita This is the fruit they have in Dorne, yes?
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A complete list of our beloved #FakeWesterosi Don't be afraid. We won't eat you... Yet. x.com/Fake_Westeros/… #FakeWesteros #GameofThrones
@gotburlesque Thank you for the offer, but the last time we made a poster for a show the lead actress, Lady Crane, was murdered. We'll pass. Good luck!
@shakesofthrones Good package design. Lannister colors.
@gotburlesque Are you implying that helping a well-known smuggler named "The Onion Night" market his sex-aiding old crab meat isn't legit work?
@stichcreative For us, really really great design is still being alive at the end of the project.
@Nymeria_D_Wolf So sorry - we thought you were gone. Didn't expect you to just pop back up like that growling and demanding trademark protection.
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