lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

sg • 逃🍑 she/her Joined December 2014

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

2 months ago

i raise you the singaporean "scissors paper stone"

devastating moment finding out everyone else says "rock paper scissors" and not "scissors paper rock" in a sing-songy way like everyone i knew growing up. apparently it's just an australia thing? crazy

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

whoever choreographed changyu's big fight i'm gonna kiss u on the mouth bc the shoulder straddle double knife going for the NECK situation? MWAH 🤌

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

gongsun during the pre-battle meeting: ok so your cue is when i hit the C minor

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

fan changyu one slap isn't enough my love. give him a lil kick in the balls. for me

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

lu yuxiao you are perfect to me

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cav empty @cavempty_

4 months ago

in several studies they have found that eunuch advisors are equally likely to betray you as non-eunuch advisors yet the stigma remains

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

fell on his ass in front of his friends. gave all his money to his bestie's situationship. fumbled a baddie. no one is suffering like he's suffering

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

he HAD to beat his own ass it was the right thing to do!!!!!

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4 months ago

idc what everyone’s saying i actually love this scene

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

4 months ago

modern cdramas are cute and all but i need my characters to lightly tap around deep wounds with a cloth, wiping off no blood whatsoever

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4 months ago

zhang linghe nuking his reputation in SEA while delivering a career best performance in pursuit of jade. the brain of an engineer must be studied

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

7 months ago

genuinely overwhelmed by how perfect he looks. it's too much

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

7 months ago

HELLO SINGAPOREANS! WHY ARE WE NOT WAITING FOR PPL TO COME OUT OF THE MRT BEFORE BARGING IN ANYMORE! IS THERE A SECRET I DON'T KNOW

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

8 months ago

i failed my driver's test within 2 minutes of starting. tonkotsu ramen

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

9 months ago

they're playing the piano instrumental of pink pony club on singapore airlines

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

9 months ago

i have a theatre degree and i'm mega employed 😇😇😇😇

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4 months ago

idc what everyone’s saying i actually love this scene

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

9 months ago

the lioness does not concern herself with calls from unsaved numbers and the voicemails they leave behind

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lari • 凯俐 @wormbender

9 months ago

watching wuxia with your parents is incredibly funny i encourage it my dad: can't get over how fake the wigs are my mum: who's that what's happening why are they doing that