JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

A stray followed me home. She was chipped, but the former owner said she can't take care of it anymore so it's mine. She (Bella, right) is getting along very well with Carl. Thank you for tuning in to this special announcement.

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4 years ago

Important announcement:

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

Hey, @Walgreens! I wanted a flu shot, not a passive-aggressive criticism of my mother's refusal to sacrifice her family identity to the patriarchy! (Still gonna get that flu shot tho, and so should you)

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4 years ago

Update: Just ran my first 5k distance (10:08). Carl is inexplicably unimpressed.

JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

6 years ago

Just ran a mile. This is not the best shape I've ever been in, but this is the first time I've "run a mile." I give it 3 stars. Good feeling of accomplishment, but I ended up right where I started.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

@ourobororoboruo Almost done furnishing my new place and am about to start doing this 🙃

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

@davekarpf "It's not sexy, but it's essential" is a wild way to talk about your wife

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

There is no dog in this picture.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

@JimMillward @ChinaLawTransl8 Genuinely curious if I'm missing something, because this seems to say "The one thing I want to point out about your argument against a common misconception is that it doesn't conform to the common misconception."

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

Still life with paws

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

Moving. Carl really didn't want to be left behind. Note: He did not get left behind.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

F*cking watch me

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4 years ago

Parsifal cannot, with a straight face, be called comically strophic.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

I guess finding anyone *unqualifiedly* well in this day and age is a tall order.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

But it's nothing a few belly scritches can't solve

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

He also does not appreciate that my job keeps me out of the house until 11pm, and he's not shy about displaying his displeasure.

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JoshuAAH! (still spooky) @wronglanguage

4 years ago

Carl Barks is officially heartworm free! A pound dog, he was probably abandoned at some point and reeally doesn't like being left behind, so he jumps into any open car door (or trunk) he sees.