incorrect tolkien | inactive @wrongtolkien
in this alternate universe nobody died || run by @fooloffatook middle earth • 9/12/2018 Joined May 2018-
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@wlwdax it’s been a fun year and a half
sorry to say this but as of now this account will no longer be active. i haven’t posted here in a while as i’ve been super busy and i can’t see myself posting on it in the future. i’ll keep the account activated so you can still see the tweets but there won’t be any new ones.
@rowrowthehoehoe spam away! it doesn’t bother me at all!😊
whoever made this quiz, thanks for including me!😊
@rowrowthehoehoe that’s awesome!! (i got legolas on the quiz btw) and i promise i’ll try to tweet more often! (i can’t deny that i haven’t done it either)
bilbo: i need you to look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth thorin: you cant possibly expect me to look into those eyes AND be straight
gimli when he notices the fellowship are taking the long way round
pippin: i would be more inclined to “grow up” if i saw that it worked out for everyone else
gimli: i have a plan legolas: no killing gimli: i have no plan
it’s my #Twitterversary 2 years of incorrect quotes!! 🎊🎉 thanks for sticking around this long!
thorin: did it hurt- bilbo: yes thorin: you didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part bilbo: everything hurts
pippin: punch me in the face merry: punch you? pippin: yes, punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me? merry: i mean i always hear punch me in the face when you’re speaking but usually it’s subtext
pippin: joe came down with ligma, updog frodo: what’s ligma? merry: who’s joe? sam: what’s updog? pippin, nearly levitating: ...my entire life has been leading up to this moment
thorin, mumbling: wow you look incredible bilbo: what? thorin: i said your ass looks edible!! bilbo: thorin: wow i made it worse
sam: what am i supposed to do while you’re gone? frodo: well, what do you usually do when i’m gone? sam, tearing up: wait for you to come back
faramir: eowyn and i are having a child together pippin: omg congr- faramir, slamming adoption papers on the table: it’s you, sign here
nori: please, picking locks is my specialty nori: *throws rock through window* nori: okay lets go
éowyn: you deserve an award for putting up with me faramir: you are my reward, eowyn legolas: you deserve an award for putting up with me, gimli gimli: hell yeah i do. you’re a real bitch sometimes
denethor: people accuse me of having a favourite son, but that’s not true! i love boromir and not-boromir equally
this acc remains my favorite @wrongtolkien
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