Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

Prolific author of unfinished fiction. Eater of beef. Boston accent available on demand. ERF Joined March 2016

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

a hour ago

Epic. The Lord of the Rings (1978) Trailer. youtu.be/9qhL2_UxXM0?si… via @YouTube

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🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday

18 hours ago

The next wave of Public Service Announcements are here

🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday

2 days ago

We’ve all got to do our part. To support @Flock in their endeavors

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H&R Block's automated system held my return past the deadline for no reason (they claimed I had requested it). When I complained, some Indian guy told me "don't worry" because (erroneous assertions about the contents about my return) then lied about IRS policies. Assholes.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

5 hours ago

@NatashaCL7 Why does he ask? Are you newlyweds?

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5 hours ago

This movie is 100% woke-right, as are the people promoting it. It's a banal, soulless snore-fest that looks like it was shot by an autistic director who only watches corporate videos from the 1980's. But if you don't like it, it's because you love degenerate foreign rapists. 😂

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6 hours ago

@ArmstrongEcon "then we will do what we have always done." Build more ships with glass bottoms so you can see the old Polish Navy?

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6 hours ago

@mattforney She run out of Kool-Aid pineapple slices?

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6 hours ago

(deafening sound of crickets)

Wokal Distance @wokal_distance

12 hours ago

Leftists claimed Elon Musk could end world hunger for only 6 Billion dollars, and then Mackenzie Scott spent 4 times that amount and it didn't do anything to solve world hunger.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

6 hours ago

@Blazeon_TV Good one, Furry. Keep shilling for mediocrity.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

7 hours ago

@Blazeon_TV "This isn't supposed to be a story with beginning, middle and end." Then it doesn't even meet the definition of "a story."😂

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

8 hours ago

Men create. Women destroy

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9 hours ago

@pubity What a great time it must be for scumbag NGO grifters.

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10 hours ago

@sarahtexe This meme ended months ago.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

22 hours ago

@Crypt0_Orion This whole movie is cringe. It's shot like someone just figured out how to use a tripod.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

22 hours ago

@cptdankkk Champagne philosophy. He doesn't have to worry about his kid's future, because they'll be rich even if they can't read, write or construct a valid argument.

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a day ago

@IMPERATORAUS LOL, per week?

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a day ago

@FamedCelebrity He should change his goal of living forever to something more attainable like dying forever.

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Howie Jacobs @ythorn3

2 days ago

Local supermarket blares three songs on a loop. One features "nigger" in the chorus. 🤔 My four year old asks me what "nigger" means. I tell him it's a kind of retard that is only black, calls itself "nigger" but becomes violent if a white person says it.