Zach Patten @zpatten

@BradleyWhitford Hey Bradley Whitford, were you really playing the violin in that one scene of Billy Madison? I’ve spent like an hour trying to find out but I think this could be the sole piece of information not indexed by google.

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Zach Patten @zpatten

4 years ago

@NBA @sixers Very strange looking free throw

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@KevinMcCNBA It's a Philadelphia sports thing youtu.be/h1CchwpnHuc

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

Are you guys ever just sitting there and suddenly you remember that the average human head weighs ~10lbs and then instantly your neck hurts for the rest of the day and you know it's gonna be the first thing your brain says to you when you wake up tomorrow everyday forever now

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@humplik You're the man Glenn

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@PompeyOnSixers @PhillyInquirer Do Sixers players get reimbursed for the bridge toll since the practice facility is in NJ but the arena is in PA?

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@JimViola Lunchmeat reviews

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5 years ago

@PossumEveryHour TIME TO DELIVER A POSSUM BALL

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@JimViola @uxhacks_ Car has become cat Gasoline is tuna now Cat has become car

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

Five years, nice. The app I use tells me I have NOT smoked 18,271 cigarettes over that span. Gross. 2021 > 2020. Thanks to quarantine now I can do a pretty bad impression of Robert De Niro brushing his teeth. Been working on it every morning. Seeya here next year, future me.

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Zach Patten @zpatten

6 years ago

Oh damn, make that 4 years now. also 2020 sucks

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Zach Patten @zpatten

8 years ago

Make that two years x.com/zpatten/status…

Zach Patten @zpatten

9 years ago

Happy one year anniversary to the last time I smoked a cigarette

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@JimViola 1. Describe your ideal career path in no more than three shapes and five colors 2. Where do you see yourself in 75 years? 3. Wouldn't you agree that there is enough evidence to say that color theory should just be called color law now? 4. What are your career goals?

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@JimViola i feel like you'd enjoy @70sscifi then

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@PaulHudrick "the office didn't get good until season 8"

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Zach Patten @zpatten

5 years ago

@dhwanisaraiya_ There's a big miserable part of the Philly sports fanbase that gets way more satisfaction out of complaining than from seeing the teams become successful