sam 🪕 @5WireSam

banjo, thinking man's hayseed, him/he corn belt of the megalopolis Joined November 2014

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

3 years ago

Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.

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John P., Capitalist @CapitalismHQ

3 years ago

@Mike_Pence @dunkindonuts ERROR: Unhandled exception "segmentation fault" in subroutine "order_donut" in module "simulate_normal_human_behavior". Execution of thread or process terminated.

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

3 years ago

@NatsRadio IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ADS BEING 5X THE VOLUME OF THE BROADCAST ON THE MLB APP? MY EARS AND MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL THANK YOU!

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@WYPR881FM @smaucionewypr It's also illegal. Seems like kind of important detail to miss.

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@Marcissist @Ticketmaster Don't worry, it's cool, the artist gets 60% of that $20.

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

Almost did a "this is banjo erasure!" hot take but then I saw it. I approve. Can't wait to taste this year's batch.

UNION Craft Brewing @UnionBrewing

4 years ago

Look who's comin' around the mountain with a new fit for 2023! It's our favorite festival-ride-or-die-road-dawg, the incomparable Queen of The Hefeweizen Scene, MOUNTAIN GIRL!

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At a brewery out in the suburbs, where some acoustic designer ensured that the terrible music would be inescapable and the exact same volume everywhere. I guess they did both a great job and the worst job.

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@yeahrightgirlhg It's popular with me

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@aprilhussar If anyone in DC/NoVa is nodding along, you can donate them to @AlexArchaeology for use in educational programs.

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@Grimisham Thanks for sharing!

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Matt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer

4 years ago

Welcome to 2023... the year the Orioles win the World Series

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@ryangrim That the firm you're talking about? They sure doled me out a steady diet of punishment for donating in 2020. Never again. That's the goal, right?

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sam 🪕 @5WireSam

4 years ago

@ryangrim I bet MITCH MCCONNELL IS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS! IT'S ALL OVER!

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The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46

4 years ago

Hidden “junk” fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – add up quickly. President Biden called on his Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in the pockets of Americans.

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Maricopa County @maricopacounty

4 years ago

CANDIDATES: All legal votes will be counted, including votes for you. If you have the most votes in the final tally, you will be elected. If you do not have the most votes, you will have lost your election.