Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

Procrastination expert Joined June 2009

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

4 hours ago

@Dariee23 @Goodfella_100 Tie because she’s ass

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@ChrisNanoSports She hasn’t worst fg% writhin 10ft of all front court players that play 10+ mins per game and avg 10 shots per game, she atrocious when it comes to scoring. Shes an incredible rebounder but below average at all other offensive facets of the game

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

24 hours ago

@nosoupforgeorge She was a +8 in those minutes, speaking about basketball she’s a huge part of the team, you fucking weirdo

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

a day ago

@tourlifeNcoffee @jessmachadoshow I hope something this awful never happens to you, but if it does i hope you get treated with this level of psychotic disdain

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

a day ago

@EmilyPetro22 @jessmachadoshow Big they did, he had a water tight alibi, that’s how they got the surveillance footage etc

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

a day ago

@itsyaboyjust Loser this is fucking hilarious

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

a day ago

@ZackPolanski Polanski man of the sheeple

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

2 days ago

@VillaViews_ @SWFCNorthYorks Literally nothing, people are just assholes

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

3 days ago

@ZackPolanski You’re the reason any of this happens you grifting piece of shit

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

3 days ago

@_ezeokolorie @Jameu_l He put a journalists job at risk by claiming he was being harassed on the basis of his skin colour, he had no issue throwing people under the bus for his own gain, he was no martyr by any means. This is sad all around

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

6 days ago

@AR5support @JaimariusRullud @brice74956128 Bad travel calls is actually hilarious

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Adam Benjamin @AdamBenM

7 days ago

@jemelehill Fuck off Jemele you always masquerade like you’re some galaxy brained genius, why was she @‘ing the fever if that’s the case?

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katie @katefeetie

3 weeks ago

someone who fakes being on the spectrum? you mean a con autist?

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Neet @neet_sol

3 weeks ago

job market so bad I’m waiting for a bench at the gym at 11am

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Raksha @caraksha103

3 weeks ago

Corporate life requires a fake enthusiasm skillset that I simply do not possess

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🎮 @foreeeeeal

3 weeks ago

girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight me: fine *later* me: (immediately) ah rugs, the coward's carpet

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Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar

3 weeks ago

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

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E D. Awg @Emawnish

3 weeks ago

using adderall so I can mansplain to women faster

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Neet @neet_sol

3 weeks ago

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

3 weeks ago

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?” Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.