Eye Andy @AndyShulk
For a straight man, I sure enjoy musicals. Joined July 2011-
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There's literally no way to tell how many of your closest friends are actually Daniel Day Lewis in disguise preparing for an upcoming role.
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Relationship advice: Laugh together, Grow together. Uh, okay stop growing. That's enough growing. Holy shit did you guys drink a potion
Eye Andy retweeted
Don't even talk to me in the morning until I've watched Pitch Perfect twice
If you accidentally discharge a firearm close to your ears without proper protection, you don't have to hear the song "Happy" anymore.
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[at dinner party] Me: Excuse me, a bit of an announcement.. Jenny and I are expecting a kid. She is 4 months pregnant. Vegan: I'm vegan
Speed dating is great because each bell chime is an opportunity to inform a new person about Benghazi.
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I wonder if Coolio sometimes looks up at the moon and thinks about me at the same time I'm thinking about him.
Update: My mother got me the SAME card for my 26th birthday. I think she bought a ten pack one year.
how long do you have to keep it trill before you can apply to be a judge?
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At this point in the lecture, I'd like to open up the floor so demons can fly out
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I wouldn't say my wallet chain "defines me" but it's helped me get through some of the most important moments of my life.
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"So do you floss?" Yeah "Well that's why youre bl- WHAT?" *dentist hits panic button* "Code 3 - code 3. We have a guy who actually flosses"
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i have no respect for PIECES OF CRAP who decide to commit crimes in the purge, even if it is legal for 24 hours, and in a fake movie
Here's a quick tip to impress that sexy girl standing across the bar: Teleport over to her. (If you can't teleport, die alone I guess.)
Do you think anyone has successfully performed a surgery with a Pitbull song playing in the background?
Don't you hate when you're on an airplane to Vegas and they're all "Sir it's impossible to just 'hang on tight' please go purchase a ticket"
The I.R.S. lost over six months of potentially important e-mails, but somehow all you care about is me losing your kid for five hours?
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I only became an elevator repairman so I could say the word "shaft" 40 times a day
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