ANGRY TOWER @AngryBeetham
MANCHESTER, I WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM ANGRY TOWER. || || || Parody account and entirely fictitious, grrrrrr. || || || 'Feel the snarl.' - McrConfidential angrybeetham.tumblr.com Deansgate, ManchestGRAAAGH Joined September 2013-
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Anyway. So long and thanks for all the laser smashes and boulder bashes. (Full explanation in the link in the first tweet.) GRRRRRR.
I'm so glad that the AB plushes were such a big hit, and thank you for the daft pictures. I never did get my own one. Still. I had the real thing, and I'm grateful to have had so much fun with it.
Hello. My name is @FatRoland and I have been running the Angry Beetham account since, well, forever. It is sadly time to retire the account. All is explained in the link. SERIOUS? Yes, serious, Beethy. fatroland.blogspot.com/2023/05/my-own…
ANYONE NEED EASTER EGGS BASHING WITH HAMMER?
@DJGaryBaldy LED STAND FOR LASER EXTREME DESTROY. GRAAAAGH.
@HightoDeep WHO IS THIS MAX IDIOT? BEETHAM NO TRUST.
TRUMP TOWER, BEETHAM BULLDOZE YOU TO RUBBLE.
RESULT FOR FINAL #SMASHURDAY. APRIL FOOL. BEETHAM DESTROY *YOU* FOR READING THIS TWEET. x.com/AngryBeetham/s…
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
@DJGaryBaldy INSULT. BEETHAM TOWER IS MANY INCH TALL.
YOU VOTE OR BE CRUSH BY BIG STRONG TOWER.
TIME FOR #SMASHURDAY VOTE. (LAST EVER ONE BECAUSE TWITTER IS IDIOT.) WHICH OF THESE BEETHAM DESTROY FOR EVER 💥? VOTE NOW. #POLL
@Gurning_Chimp HOW DARE. YOU WANT SURPRISE? BEETHAM SURPRISE YOU WITH TOTAL UNEXPECT NUCLEAR BOULDER ATTACK.
@HappyBeetham @RadheSh47372605 GRRRRRRRR.
@sparetomato TWITTER CHANGE ONLY DO POLLS FOR BLUE TICK IDIOTS. BEETHAM NO WANT BLUE TICK BECAUSE BLUE IS COLOUR OF SKY AND SKY IS SO ANNOY.
LAST EVER #SMASHURDAY. WHO YOU WANT BEETHAM DESTROY FOREVER? REPLY WITH SUGGESTION AND ME MAKE POLL LATER TODAY. SERIOUS.
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