Greg @AssistantGreg
Assistant to Cave Johnson. All the Cave Johnsons in fact. Aperture Laboratories Joined May 2012-
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@DominusNoctis How could you forget me, sir? *Scuffs foot*
@ApSciAssassin *Turns stiffly around, walks away*
@ApSciAssassin I've had it pretty much up to here with you, you know.
@ApSciAssassin RIGHT okay. That's quite e-enough, thanks.
@ApSciAssassin Nothing wrong with admitting that.
@ApSciAssassin Because a restraining order is less traumatizing.
@ApSciAssassin It's amazing. I don't know if I should go through with it or file a restraining order.
@ApSciAssassin You are a terrible, terrible woman.
@ApSciAssassin Am I just going to have to sleep with you in order for you to /stop/?
@ApSciAssassin *Pinches the bridge of his nose* Triiiiiiiix. You're not /seriously/ suggesting this!?
@ApSciAssassin I THINK I can handle that one thank you very much.
@ApSciAssassin Please, /please/ spare me the details.
@ApSciAssassin I was being sarcastic. And I wouldn't stay with that boy, he might have brain damage. Actually I'm pretty sure he did.
@ApSciAssassin Oh trust me, she already has. Had to tell her that throwing knives at a boy is NOT how you tell him you like him.
@ApSciAssassin I really don't want to think about that.
*Has a fleeting moment of apprehension* *Ignores it*
carly jane @carlyjane6286
41 Followers 328 Following
Spook @Spooked_em
301 Followers 655 Following Howdy hey, I'm Spook but you can call me Emily! I'm one of the biggest Dialtown fans and theorists there is! She/Her Pfp by zazuezay
MC🇵🇸🍉 @mc_thecharcter
1K Followers 5K Following member of the literature club and totally normal person why did I say okie doki / I am not associated with team salvato//
Jamey Fire Pony @Jamey_firepony4
227 Followers 4K Following
Joey Rooney @JoeyRooney244
304 Followers 4K Following I am Joey Rooney in liv and Maddie : sis @Liv_Rooney2
Springtrap @springtrap22242
218 Followers 4K Following springtrap from fnaf 3 my YouTube is here please sub please sub here https://t.co/c3oDRO7ADi …
Cave Johnson PC @CaveJohnson46
318 Followers 4K Following
Jamey Fire Pony @Jameyfirepony24
98 Followers 1K Following
Space Core @Spacecore444
176 Followers 2K Following
Defective Turrent22 @Defectiveturr22
172 Followers 2K Following
Sweeney Turrent todd @sweemey_todd
443 Followers 4K Following sister @dayton_jill new gf @alicecurious224 I am turrent but a nice non shooting turrent I am Different mom : @BeautyVampQueen
Scout @scoutblue88
461 Followers 4K Following
WheatleyCore @WheatleyCore444
233 Followers 2K Following
derpy whooves @derpywhooves1
233 Followers 3K Following
glados portal @gladosportal442
292 Followers 3K Following
Space Core @Space_Core_Labs
11 Followers 24 Following Space Core Quotes run by @LutetiumKrypton, also will reference other Sci-fi games, movies and tv
西川 Megami [inacti... @thecloudsRP
53 Followers 212 Following I have the power to do anything you can do in Garry's Mod. #OpenRP #Multiverse #Taken by @Just_Aria2
Jj @PikachuPixie07
52 Followers 173 Following Taken by that Luke kid ❤ ☁Pluviophile ☁ Nyctophile Stressed, Depressed and Band Obsessed. SUPERWHOLOCK
ciel @Portal___ciel
29 Followers 68 Following I'm ciel,the lab experiment and i here there's a girl version of me,weird all i want is the cake!
Server250.exe @Server250
54 Followers 525 Following
Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson1970
1 Followers 2 Following CEO of Aperture Science! Who wants to make $60? Cash!
Human!Glitch @android_glitch
1K Followers 2K Following | #PortalOC/#HalfLifeOC | Question the people who question you. That's how I get answers. /Any pronouns/
Phil @TGuy1000
224 Followers 2K Following A Youtuber who's channel is based around Minecraft and tutorials.
Harvey, the tribbles @IotaGeminorum
77 Followers 419 Following We were cloned by a replicator malfunction. Our clones are on almost every Starfleet ship or Starbase! Purr purr purr!
The Redshirts @Trekshirts
93 Followers 426 Following We are the Redshirts. Starfleet sends us to away missions, but for some reason, most of us don't come back. ((Star Trek RP))
Space Core @OMG_SPACE
92 Followers 136 Following I'm Space Core and I really, really like space.... s-space... SPACE! Oh boy! It's so fascinating!!! ((Portal RP/ Aftermath))
Aperture Genetics @ApSciGenetics
105 Followers 31 Following The Aperture Science Genetics. We splice what we must because we can.
Whitney Rawleigh @Moronwithagame
21 Followers 160 Following What am I suppose to write in here? Anywho, call me Cynthia, my human name, or Whitney, my internet/android name.
Michael @freedomcis
47 Followers 207 Following Some tweet are true, several are just shits and giggles, and lots are just B.S. Can you figure which ones are? Comical in nature!
A relic of my awkward... @wheatley___
585 Followers 473 Following
Cherie @tacezi
19 Followers 40 Following
Harry Irvine @HarryIrvine
45 Followers 58 Following I have trouble being succinct. Perhaps this will help.
tdohh @tdohh
42 Followers 279 Following
The Aperture Brains @ValirBrain
164 Followers 371 Following Two characters, both androids: Aperture's emotionless leader (he replaced GLaDOS) and a normal guy that's too emotional. //Portal RP
Chell [REDACTED] @Test_subject_1
531 Followers 439 Following Aperture Science Test Subject #1, formerly #1498. Mute. Stubborn. Hopefully free at last.
Eff Why Eye @Dont_FYI_Me
42 Followers 540 Following Just a group of twenty something year olds, crushing it in the not so corporate world, while still getting FYI'd on calendar invites. Why? Join our movement.
iTrooper @iTrooper
60 Followers 202 Following Just another carbon based lifeform stuck on the wrong planet...
Rudy Silverlake @ApSciRudy
34 Followers 33 Following Test Subject #5284: Fightin' Irish. (OEC RP--Inactive)
Kai lindsay @Drag0npro0x0
3 Followers 9 Following
John Egbert @ectoBiologetic
454 Followers 511 Following
Hanako Ikezawa @Supershyhanako
78 Followers 482 Following Oh.. Hi...d-dont stare at me! PLEASE! -runs away- (RP acc @evenowanttoplay)) #TeamfollowbackCave Johnson @Founder_and_CEO
54 Followers 0 Following Does this show up every time someone views my profile? OK, good. GET BACK TO WORK or YOU ARE FIRED.
Zaston Salway @ZastonSalway
55 Followers 77 Following Transhuman Security agent at Aperture Science.. [Aftermath RP]
Ruby Silverlake @ApSciRuby
70 Followers 58 Following --INACTIVE-- Aperture Science Laboratories Test Subject #5284: Fightin' Irish. ((Icon by Reboot: http://t.co/OJS8yFPgSc))
Chell [REDACTED] @TheQuietSubject
145 Followers 114 Following *A determined silence* [Test Subject 1 is classified as EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.] (Aftermath)
Asliel @ThalmorSoldier
227 Followers 391 Following I am Asliel, Thlamor Justiciar and daughter of a Alinor noble. I have a pet mudcrab named Pincer. #Vampire #SeigHeilThalmor #GrammarThalmor
Tiny Aries @TinyAries
580 Followers 2K Following H-hi, I am Aries! I am a friendly celestial spirit. I love Loke alot! (Fairy Tail Parody Account)#BOTPrime Kander @PrimeColours
2 Followers 28 Following 16 years old. Likes robots. Has a pet catdroid named Pi.
John Strider @ectoBiohead
421 Followers 388 Following your name is JOHN STRIDER, you have a love for many things including VIDEO GAMES, IRONY, and CERTAIN MOVIES (18+ RP) (Swapped!John)
Frank @AftermathFrank
71 Followers 96 Following Aperture Science Frankenturret.... or Frank.. Looks at the age of 19 despite how long he's been alive. Almost always has something wrong with him (Aftermath RP)
Neophyte Redglare @GlareOfJustice
340 Followers 450 Following w3ll h3y th3r3 cr1m1n4l scum! you 4r3 und3r 4rr3st for b31ng too s3xy! (18+) (Multiship)
Analog @DJ_4nalog
159 Followers 662 Following Hey I'm Analog! 19 year old DJ! Great beats! Give me a song request sometime~! ((#NSFW #NORM #PonyRP))
GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH
471 Followers 297 Following Oh. It's YOU. Stop wasting my time and get back to testing. 《Portal RP • Icon: euriia • #Ðεѕυ》
Dotum @Dandalyne
7 Followers 33 Following
Elayne Moretti @ApSciOlympian
97 Followers 96 Following Here at Aperture, we want the best. And you're it. (Aftermath)
Greg @Aperture_greg
22 Followers 11 Following Assiatnt to Cave Johnson on earth prime. I have. little girl who is...err..odd.i came up with the multiple universe theory myself.
Cake Core @cakecore
180 Followers 20 Following Im the Aperture Science Cake Core. I prepare the Cake to subjects who have finished testing.
Helen @Helen_AI
116 Followers 81 Following [File not found. Please try again orajdjdjsksjkalshd19473823849358393974010010101101011101
Bryan Carney @100namtrab
10 Followers 45 Following Hello. I am the one and only Bartman100. I play games through steam. I dont have many games so give me free games!
David McGreavy @ Magw... @RedLetterDavid
2K Followers 2K Following Senior Producer in gaming/tech. Prev. 2K/Apple/THQ ~ λ Valve collector λ ~ Not the serial killer
Alexander Money @YourFavBatman
251 Followers 811 Following Big Al Zone. Welcome to the domain. Let’s get it. 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑨𝒍 𝒁𝒐𝒏𝒆 🐟👑|🏁🍒|🎀💗|☎️📿|🔌🐰
Turret King @King_Turret
522 Followers 111 Following The only thing more powerful than the Animal King is NOTHING. I'M- HE'S THE BEST! ((Portal RP))
Kawashima Ami @BitchyAmi
3K Followers 1K Following The forever-17+n beautiful model and (somehow) developer, Ami-chan~! Possibly. Somehow. Any pronouns.
Trix Hunter @ApSciAssassin
213 Followers 74 Following Head of security at Aperture Science. Has a fondness for stabbing. Flirty, but taken. [Portal RP] (av: https://t.co/m22tfyILFl )
Blair @So_Unblairable
29 Followers 20 Following
Dr. Rick Danger @Adventure_Core
501 Followers 175 Following The name's Rick. Stand behind me so you won't get hurt. Avatar by @TheRedDalek
«Ascian Afficionado�... @lieutfaber
461 Followers 683 Following Semi-professional scrub. Unashamed Ancient Fricker. She/her 🏳️🌈 🖤🤍💜 Eternally bonded to @vesaldi
➡️ sarcastickatt.... @sarcasticKatt
1K Followers 165 Following Katt. She/her. FFXIV screenshot main, cat mom, Aulus mal Asina ruiner. My header is a warning. Tempered by @lordzodiark 💜 | Icon by @goethial 🔞
GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS
1K Followers 182 Following Welcome to the Online Enrichment Center. Listen to our Podcast here: https://t.co/yaAmTQ6JPZ
Cave Johnson, CEO @CaveJohnson_CEO
1K Followers 55 Following Cave Johnson here to tell you all about our new product. ME! That's right. Thanks to the science of modern internets, Cave Johnson comes to you through tubes.
Cave Johnson @ApSciJohnson
144 Followers 85 Following Cave here. Prime. I've been reanimated by either sorcery or science. It's hard keeping track of all these dimensions. CHARIOTS. (OEC RP)
Theme Craft @YouSpoobyNard
104 Followers 37 Following












