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@RhysIndigo @LilahSturges @S_Tinyhome @ITYSL_memes 🐀+☕️=varmint
I just cleaned a smudge off the drink delivery robot’s “face” at Kura Sushi. Let this be my final Xweet.
@smurp @yourewrongabout Awww take my money! Take my arsenic!!!
@BeesBelly A more bespoke brand, c’mon!
This is now where i come to see cheech amd chong ads, i guess
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho into that good night. 💚💙💜 Thanks for letting little me be a loner, a rebel.
Last night’s Outlander might have ruined “In The Air Tonight” for me permanently. Roger going at Brianna like a dog that’s found an old plate of stew on the porch. Petition for their storyline to die on the way back to its home planet; stop ruining epic drum fills.
Sinead O’Connor as Our Lady in Neil Jordan’s The Butcher Boy. Brilliant casting and subversive acting. “Fer fuck’s sake, Francie!” RIP 💙💙💙
@JortsTheCat We’re al dente
Going into a showing of Oppenheimer this weekend and greeting every guy with a super-chirpy “Hi, Death!” funny or super funny
@neglectedbooks I have that same mania…!
Here’s the best picture of my birthday cake, it’s #worf looking upset at being presented with a birthday cake. Love everyone who came out to play 💚💛♥️
@BeesBelly Heh heh heh that’s for me to know and the authorities to never ever go into my basement
Today my good friend complimented my skin and asked about my routine and I told her step one was not having children
@BeesBelly Advance screening at Alamo last night!
“Talk to Me” is THE most upsetty horror movie I’ve seen since Hereditary.
Upsetting but yes upsetty too
@evan7257 Charlotte Corday wraps her neon manicured nails around a box cutter she lifts from a pile of Amazon boxes. “Some Jacobin!” she growls, sneaking into his bathroom. “Sorry I’m sans culottes everyone, I’d lose my head if it wasn’t…” SLICE/A24 logo.
Keith @Keithito
549 Followers 588 Following I draw a comic called Indoor Graveyard. Love to look at sites online. He/Him. [email protected] #Toilcore
Chris Decaf ☕️�... @DecafArt
231 Followers 137 Following I draw comics and cutesy fan art. STORE: https://t.co/Xh6e2XumgK ASMR Channel: https://t.co/mlIKVjZzkm
Evan @evan7257
24K Followers 20K Following Houston Chronicle editor of opinion and community engagement. Dad. Husband. Constant gardener. I no longer love our technodystopian future. Build the Ike Dike.
STAPLE! @staple
2K Followers 2K Following #comics #zines #art #crafts #games 4/12-13/25 get the newsletter https://t.co/KDh4BX1NoW
Sim Kern @sim_kern
30K Followers 5K Following USA Today bestselling author of DEPART, DEPART! and THE FREE PEOPLE’S VILLAGE (& others), occasional enviro journalist, they/them rep:@RebeccaPodos
Chris Dennis @ChrisDnns
2K Followers 890 Following Author of Here Is What You Do. NEA Fellow, harm reductionist, rural gay dad. Work: Best American Essays, Paris Review, Granta, Playgirl, Guernica, McSweeney’s.
emily j hynds @emilytakesnotes
1K Followers 317 Following I attend Houston City Council and take notes, amongst other things.
Masako Jesus @JesusMasak2923
48 Followers 2K Following I need money, a lot of money. Even if I can make 1 dollar a day, I will try my best. If you have a way to make money, please tell me.
NikLindsey 🌻🇺�... @girlbrainpower
3K Followers 4K Following I used to be into sharing cool information & working to make the world better. Now I’m busy trying to stop jerks from burning it down. #resist #fbr #BlueWave
Jane @janet_ripco
58 Followers 229 Following Horticulturist, Genuine Book worm, Chaser of the Sun, and possible Coffee Snob 🌱🩴🌊 📚
MajimeKoala @MajimeKoala
331 Followers 898 Following ADHD, knitter, wordsmith, and atheist Jew. same handle at 🟦⛅️
Mike Swaim @TrillionPixels
2K Followers 4K Following
dawn🥦rickles @Omegaworkshop
300 Followers 1K Following canapés! Costco! Mitford sisters! She/Her archivist at @bonerinterior
Kayla Neumann 🐼�... @knn0930
92 Followers 629 Following
Beanbot Returns @therealbeanbot
135 Followers 3K Following (artist formerly known as Haltmann Works Co.)
“Completely and tot... @jancisvaynrchuk
110 Followers 2K Following
Eufemia Plimpton, LCS... @eufemiariana
201 Followers 1K Following democrat. social worker. #metoo #blm #loveislove #herbodyherchoice #voteblue #resist #adoptdontshop
Matthew Methe @mmethe411
55 Followers 440 Following
Vince Hancock @vhhancock
406 Followers 3K Following vhhancock on cohost. [email protected] on Mastodon. Audio, papercraft, haunted attractions, museums & books. Former journalist. [email protected]
Amberglas 🌻🌻�... @kathy_grantham
23 Followers 205 Following Weird reclusive old lady who dabbles in art and cooking. Fond of birds and gardening. she/her
Lindsay Smith @gravetexan
17 Followers 86 Following Swamp Witch. Yoga Teacher. Creative. Lover of anime, baking, and video games. She/Her. Opinions are my own.
Anna Banana #FreePale... @_gorgeousplanet
79 Followers 1K Following STOP ACTING LIKE A DISGRUNTLED PELICAN! | She/Her/Madam
Karl Bernard @KarlBernard
131 Followers 648 Following InfoSec is fun - so are trains, and modular synthesizers.
The Makeup Museum @MakeupMuseum
997 Followers 819 Following Where cosmetics and art intersect. Exhibiting, preserving and researching makeup from all eras and cultures. Est. 2008. Posts by the founder/curator.
Dr. Virginia Calabria... @cal_virgi
935 Followers 2K Following 🔎 #ILEMCA & Qualitative Researcher👩🏻💻@durham_uni @MovingSW🌻@Iscaupdates @ECQHRN #COREILCA 🏳️🌈vulvateer @vagina_museum ☁️https://t.co/4XYPyusHVj 🍉
Mary's Electric Deals @mary_deals
12 Followers 346 Following
Peter Counter @peterbcounter
1K Followers 676 Following Nonfiction author: HOW TO RESTORE A TIMELINE (2023 @HouseofAnansi) & BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING (2020 @invisibooks). Ace. He/him.
Mayoking @Mayoking
2K Followers 940 Following I make comics every weekday, free caricatures every friday, and I raise a little daughter. https://t.co/wnAgmxxGg3
RasMerch @RasMerchPh
339 Followers 3K Following To provide reliable affordable secure merchandise to make customer happy and satisfy
Dave 🐀 @deliciousdavey
656 Followers 4K Following He/Him. Chemist, Husband, Father, Beer Enthusiast, Old School Gamer, Pokemon master, MTGer, Texan and all around Geek. I have cats and rats.
Jerry Ochoa @jerryochoa
646 Followers 804 Following Writer/Director. Finalist, Horror Feature Screenplay, AFF 2022. Qtr Fnlst, Slamdance 2022. Winner, FilmQuest & NYC Horror 2021. Now developing @thevirginmovie
Houston Caller @CallerHouston
414 Followers 3K Following We are Everything Houston, launching February 1, 2021. News, Reviews, Events, Arts, Entertainment, Food, Announcements, Lifestyle, Special Deals & More!
L.Garcia @realcatnonsense
19 Followers 39 Following 🐱https://t.co/7PiZTPZFNj Host of the @waxpoeticpod Actor/writer for @ColdSoundePod I write stuff and try to make people laugh. Member of @kissandbreakupcomedy
Advanced Toy Warehous... @AdvancedToy
69 Followers 2K Following Here at Advanced Toy Warehouse we have quality toys at a reasonable price. Visit us and make a dream come true!
BellforTacoCat BLM AC... @CoolforNinjaCat
420 Followers 4K Following 29. Illustrator. Fantasy Adventure Writer. OC thread #CoolforWrittenCat is back on hiatus for now. Disaster Bi Sword Lesbian 🦎 Possibly ADHD!?!?!?! She/Her 🐱
The Rialto Report @TheRialtoReport
12K Followers 12K Following Audio, photo, and documentary archives from the golden age of adult film in New York, and beyond.
Big Slut Burger @serfmullet
17 Followers 317 Following Oldish Texpat queer lady SHE-HER-HERS. A total slut for a decent hamburger and cup of coffee.
Hoja Lopez @alohahoja
287 Followers 243 Following Venezuelan Comedian | Actor | Writer @NPR @lemonadamedia’s @thisisgaynews Salserin Stan. IG:@alohahoja
Ben @Ben46009895
2 Followers 459 Following
nemo @ snack dragon g... @greater_nemo
142 Followers 212 Following Web dev + Game designer Trying to take myself seriously. he/they
Interior Boner Intern... @BonerInterior
136 Followers 225 Following A Feminist Interior Decor Publication 🧱 We also like landscapes and we don't put out™️
Carlos L Cooper II @DeliriousCoop
102 Followers 736 Following I am not scary, just quiet, and half mad. But ONLY half mad....not full mad....I think
Justin Boyd @ItsMeJustinBoyd
4K Followers 108 Following I'm a webcomics that has a programmer. Crap, I did that wrong. https://t.co/V1vJSgrVtz
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
188K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Keith @Keithito
549 Followers 588 Following I draw a comic called Indoor Graveyard. Love to look at sites online. He/Him. [email protected] #Toilcore
Evan @evan7257
24K Followers 20K Following Houston Chronicle editor of opinion and community engagement. Dad. Husband. Constant gardener. I no longer love our technodystopian future. Build the Ike Dike.
Chris Dennis @ChrisDnns
2K Followers 890 Following Author of Here Is What You Do. NEA Fellow, harm reductionist, rural gay dad. Work: Best American Essays, Paris Review, Granta, Playgirl, Guernica, McSweeney’s.
emily j hynds @emilytakesnotes
1K Followers 317 Following I attend Houston City Council and take notes, amongst other things.
Sasha Blaschka @post_hummus
158 Followers 89 Following ☕️delicious & nutritious☕️ craftomancer ⋮ INFP 🖤 she/they 🤍 ♎
put a tjmaxx at every... @TjGrocery
470 Followers 67 Following i used to think that they should put groceries in TJ Maxx but now what I think is that there should be a TJ Maxx at every rest stop and airport
Ben Lee @benleemusic
33K Followers 2K Following Singer, songwriter, national treasure - making cool shit with @ioneskye1 as @weirdertogether 👇 new stuff always 👇
Gapingvoid Culture De... @gapingvoid
70K Followers 15K Following We deliver a real, human, emotional, immersive connection to work, by designing a more meaningful culture.
the OBJECT ROOM @theOBJECTROOM
47 Followers 10 Following A unique design store of inspired art, objects, & lifestyle goods from around the globe - since 2011.
Y2K MAGAZINES @y2kmagazines
23K Followers 99 Following Scanning my teen magazines one page at a time 👩🏻💻 Shop https://t.co/HNAacAdr57 💗 More content on Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr!
Bad 2 Sentence Horror @bad2sentence
352K Followers 16 Following Dedicated to sharing the GOOD & the Bad sets of 2 sentences!
Burt Bacharach @BurtBacharach
4K Followers 0 Following The official Twitter account for Burt Bacharach.
Darith's Dimension @darith
89 Followers 429 Following 🚀 NASA JSC Applications Engineering Team Lead - UX/UI Front-End Developer, Photography, Videography, Editing, all things motion. Rating Your Comments 1-10
Houston Toy Museum @houtoymuseum
21 Followers 64 Following A nostalgic experience where toys, pop culture, and history collide. Coming soon to historic 19th Street in the Houston Heights!
Julia Kaye, prettiest... @upandoutcomic
61K Followers 1K Following Award-winning author of Super Late Bloomer & My Life In Transition • Story Artist • Snapdragon's VA on HGS • Yes there's a Link ⬇️
Re:Redwall @reredwallpod
195 Followers 106 Following Re:Redwall is the podcast where we remember, reread and rethink the beloved fantasy series by Brian Jacques. Hosted by @jptrsnkmp & @kampamycin
The Betsy-Tacy Societ... @btsociety
578 Followers 163 Following Celebrating the BT books & life of Maud Hart Lovelace. Official account of the Betsy-Tacy Society. Come visit the homes! And join us for newsletters & more! 🤝
Modern Healthcare @modrnhealthcr
147K Followers 404 Following Award-winning healthcare business news, research and opinion | https://t.co/IqTQOt0NUe (RTs are not endorsements)
This Long Century @thislongcentury
4K Followers 520 Following A growing archive of personal insights from artists, writers, poets, filmmakers, musicians. Started in 2008
The Horror Tree @HorrorTree
10K Followers 1K Following 11+ years of paying speculative fiction #OpenCall s, #Writing advice, #AmWriting talk, & more! By @StuartConover TWF EIC: @NoviceNovelist https://t.co/qnIznpPDQb
Rural Indexing Projec... @ruralindexing
79K Followers 626 Following Buildings, signs, and symbols indexed by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
Houston Public Librar... @houstonlibrary
24K Followers 6K Following This account is operated by the Houston Public Library Department. Comments posted to this page will be monitored.
Daily Quark @DailyQuark
985 Followers 41 Following Quark, Son of Keldar & Ishka- Brother to Rom- Uncle to Nog- Ex-husband of Grilka- Owner/Operator;Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 961 Following Check the link in bio to shop our shirts :) Designs I sell are my own. DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Lindsay Smith @gravetexan
17 Followers 86 Following Swamp Witch. Yoga Teacher. Creative. Lover of anime, baking, and video games. She/Her. Opinions are my own.
Eva Volin @funnypages
804 Followers 217 Following Terrified of being identified as a librarian by the way she's dressed.
Jeremy Woodcock @jwPencilAndPad
5K Followers 2K Following TV writer. Stand-up comedian. https://t.co/btoSZPV3uQ Trivia & crosswords. LearnedLeague. Piano. Food. Lawn darts maybe, have never tried
Big Slut Burger @serfmullet
17 Followers 317 Following Oldish Texpat queer lady SHE-HER-HERS. A total slut for a decent hamburger and cup of coffee.
Laura Nissen @lauranissen
4K Followers 4K Following Social Work Academic. Critical Futures/Foresight Practitioner. Artist. Macro AND micro. Art/Social Change - Anti-racism-Equity.
The Makeup Museum @MakeupMuseum
997 Followers 819 Following Where cosmetics and art intersect. Exhibiting, preserving and researching makeup from all eras and cultures. Est. 2008. Posts by the founder/curator.
NITE-FUNK @nitefunk
1K Followers 582 Following The 'official' Twitter account of NITE-FUNK: @NiteJewel & @DaMFunK (w/ assistance from @ColeMGN). Debut EP was released 7/1/16.
cats being weird litt... @weirdlilguys
1.9M Followers 46 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Noir Alley @NoirAlley
42K Followers 140 Following A film noir every Saturday at Midnight & Sunday at 10am ET on @TCM. Hosted by @NoirFoundation’s @EddieMuller. Join the conversation at #NoirAlley.
Seize The Press Magaz... @SeizeThePress_
4K Followers 33 Following Anticapitalist magazine of dark fantasy, bleak science fiction, and unsettling horror. Here for a bad time. Edited by @misterbloat and @kjy1066
Dancer on Film @DancerOnFilm
87K Followers 618 Following Movie dance scenes. Created by @anteyhon. ☕ https://t.co/5kdpe6RM1d
Sylvia Plath Bot @SylviaPlathBot
54K Followers 2K Following Tweets random bits of Sylvia Plath's poetry every hour
Redwall Feasts Bot @RedwallFeasts
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Speculative Futures @Futures_Design
7K Followers 4K Following An international meetup community for design x futures. Follow us on IG: @futures_design
Dr Wendy L Schultz @wendyinfutures
8K Followers 3K Following Futurist: Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Hawai'i, Texas, England -- track change, explore possibilities, envision sustainable success. Director, Infinite Futures
Peter Counter @peterbcounter
1K Followers 676 Following Nonfiction author: HOW TO RESTORE A TIMELINE (2023 @HouseofAnansi) & BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING (2020 @invisibooks). Ace. He/him.
Karina Longworth @KarinaLongworth
111K Followers 4K Following I don't check this site often so please don't DM. youmustrememberthispodcast at gmail.
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