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@BootsMcGoot I was wondering what the Sweet Judy bit from the author's note refers to. Surprisingly, Googling doesn't clarify. Maybe this story? bbc.com/news/magazine-… It may also be from Bill & Vivian Swanson's account of their boat being carried over trees in 1958. earthquake.alaska.edu/60-years-ago-1…
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