capitalism liker @HumanPog
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peyton hillis was on the cover of madden #TakeAKnee
why can't everyone just stand for the anthem like nfl superstars clay matthews and jordy nelson
mfw you kneel for our nation's anthem
the national anthem gets played at too much shit
if @NFL REALLY cared they would sing the national anthem before every pick in the draft not just some one-time pony show for the cameras imo
i usually turn off the football game after the national anthem
imagine casually making fun of scientology but reverently standing for the national anthem at the nfl draft lol imagine being THAT guy
tweet during the anthem, again motherfuckee i dare you
i hate the national anthem #tcot
coming up next we'll sit down with larry the cable guy while he farts the top 5 reasons to stand for the anthem
by the year 2028 the nfl will play the national anthem before every play
tough guy wants to SIT DOWN during the anthem? buddy, let me tell you the only time i sit down is when i have to tinkle in the big boy potty
if you don't stand for the anthem, you will fall for anything
most people don't know this but the song "stand by me" is written from the perspective of the anthem
today i'm going to jump for the anthem
nice RT @AdamSchefter: Arizona head coach Bruce Arians confirms that Cardinals players will hug and kiss during tonight's national anthem.
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