New BRAND Knight @BitterKrust
But am I back for good? Joined June 2013-
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Adam Levine did an epic impression of Squilliam Fancyson
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It's not a sex doll it's an action figure
Pros: LeBron James Tom Brady Tiger Woods Cons: Phishing Three-card Monte Nigerian Prince Emails
Where does "professional con-artist" go under in a pros and cons list?
Guy: yo dude your Twitter is lit 🔥 Me: Thanks man, how did you do that emoji with your mouth?
*walks up to girl at a bar* "Hey babe, I," *tilts shades down a bit* "work from home." *wink*
Mood: passive-aggressively stealing my ex-girlfriend's socks.
[Back alley dealer opens his trench coat revealing a bunch of plastic mannequin arms] Me: Yeah, that's not exactly what I meant..
"FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE! I lost my girlfriend! I lost my joba It can't get any worse, fuck you 2018, just try and take me down!!!!" [Narrator] "Little did he know how bad 2018 could get... and just how bad it was about to become."
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Help, I noclipped into the women's restoom.
[Four boys sitting down at the beach with a guitar trying to figure out a band name] Brian: ..We DO come to the beach a lot. How about the "Surfin' Boys"?
@_anthonyburch @famoushorse Maybe in an alternate universe, it's not too bad?
*Kevin Spacey being escorted to jail* "You can't DO THIS!" *struggles to get out of cuffs* "I'M GAY! You can't DO this to me, I'm GAY!!"
All it takes is ONE big rap star to say "yo, I wanna fuck that anime girl" and it will be OKAY to want to fuck anime. Just wait.
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stu @rinbcage
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