deg @degg
buttballs hell!!!!!!! Joined August 2008-
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hot babe: wyd? me: drinking stroh’s on the patio listening to john bush era anthrax. you? me: whats up how was your day?
it would take a truly heroic pitmaster to forego the little bit of sweet and make a dryrub using only a bit of heat
people always ask “is there a pussy chowing factory?”. no obviously not don’t be a retard
people assume the workers at the dick sucking factory are gay and we love it but we don’t. it’s a job. but we do like to suck each other off in the john and we do try to fuck each other.
the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other
i love to be a retard and constantly thinking about retarded things such as releasing my sons dairy cow isopods all over the neighborhood and seeing people be like what the h
the woman would be a hot babe not a nerdy dweeb with glasses. makes it way worse
i thought of a great gag for a sitcom. a man and woman are playing chess at a cafe. the woman moves and piece and says checkmate. the man gestures to the waitress and loudly exclaims “check please!”
thinking about the time i made a pot roast and called myself epic pot roast man for weeks
my italian husband is a wizard in the kitchen. and le bedroom!!
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