Ted @CaptainCanady

Joined August 2019

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Ted @CaptainCanady

3 hours ago

@TheBasedPluto I promise you that Supergirl would not have been a box office hit if only they had cast fewer black people.

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4 hours ago

@NickOnRipple Also the visuals look like they asked a free AI model to apply a mid-budget Netlfix show filter to blade runner and then just went with it.

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10 hours ago

@tatertotsconor It means that NYPd officers are literally trained by IDF soldiers you fucking retard

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10 hours ago

@ianmSC Idk how smart Ritchson is but he’s right that Trump raped kids

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12 hours ago

@maggiemoda If she didn’t want to be a widow, she should’ve push Charlie to overcome his fent addiction

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@bob_bmore @mehdirhasan Idk why libs think Zelenskyy likes y’all, he canceled elections and banned all left leaning parties while catering to the Ukrainian Nazi party. He chooses to take this interview because he aligns ideologically with the trump regime

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12 hours ago

@mehdirhasan You really can go far in life if you’re willing to slurp off trumps mushroom dick

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12 hours ago

@DC_Draino Trump has sued countless people for thousands of different reasons. He has never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile rapist. Discovery works both ways

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12 hours ago

@XDrake12029276 @CultureHOF Because the Chinese government has given her those orders and she’s going to carry them out

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12 hours ago

@Dave378138 @JooBilly Crazy how you’ll say this and then turn around and support and vote for a guy who bragged on Howard Stern’s radio show about barging into the changing rooms of teen beauty pageants so he could creep on the naked, underage girls

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12 hours ago

@beefrespecter @orbitingmars_ @larryjunesbagel Does ts say “guilty verdict?” It appears that the court does not agree with you about there being no evidence

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13 hours ago

@TheBigHoss62 @JamesD0101 @BeForRelle @ericj_d It’s because we all know that you don’t actually care at all about high school sports or the sanctity of the 5th place trophy in women’s collegiate swimming. It’s obvious that y’all are using this issue as a wedge to try to eventually ban being trans.

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13 hours ago

@Timcast Lmao I guess that Russia money dried up

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13 hours ago

@bigseb31213 “Hardball” and it’s just a straight up crime lol

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13 hours ago

@HanaHoops She went to Dr. Miami and asked for the Tomi Lahren

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14 hours ago

@Joe_Gerth Seriously doubting that you’ve ever had a job before if you think most employers would be totally chill with a months long absence without so much as a doctor’s note.

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14 hours ago

@TheGreatB00ks “The real Odysseus” he says

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15 hours ago

@RealiaAmelia Comrade Nolan

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a day ago

@Qlanth This movie was written and filmed before occupy Wall Street started. And the previous movie was very explicitly anti-Patriot act.

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2 days ago

@MrDock77 @XinSpanish @farabundocommie If Dems won 10 more seats in the house, that bottom number would just grow by 10 to make sure the dogshit bill passed