CountingToNone @CountingToNone
I don't immediately Tweet when I'm frustrated. That would be foolish. First, I take a deep breath and count to zero. Joined July 2010-
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@BabsVan I'm just not a big fan of Royal Caribbean's whole deal, though I must admit I say that as someone who sailed with them BEFORE 2020.
I think the part of this image I relate best to is Ashitaka's underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.
@EfedWrites It kind of checks out. Schizotypal personalities don't tend to lend themselves to winning friends and influencing people, as they tend to experience a lot of discomfort interpersonally but don't get as much value from other people as some other pathological personalities might.
@BabsVan Probably some thirsty dork who thrives under conditions of anonymity, but I've got my fingers crossed that I'm wrong!
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary has hit lucky number 13 at a time when this platform has been repeatedly veering in, shall we say, "awe-inspiring" directions.
@EfedWrites I think the diagnosis currently on my charts is SAD-BS. It used to include schizotypal personality disorder, but that diagnosis was later deemed inaccurate because I "have too many friends."
Starting to regret not checking out that QAnon propaganda flick. By all accounts it's making quite an impact! Like, allegedly a positive one!
@EfedWrites //I've always been fine with it. Same for substance abuse disorders. Much like making fun of someone's name, the well probably ran dry long before you became aware of it, but I'm not going to stop you from wasting your time and effort reeling in that bucket.
If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.
This is like a roadmap for being comfortable with oneself. I can't imagine what other context it could have been taken from!
@BabsVan While I appreciate their service to my household, I prefer when the centipedes operate undetected.
Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”
@BabsVan I burst into flames simply reading this temperature.
@BabsVan He was developing other skills 🥷
@BabsVan Some are even chapter books!
@BabsVan I'm not even entirely convinced that's what I want from my video games!
We poors have had it too easy for too long. This is just a historic first step toward making things right for those wealthy few who have rankled under our oppressive hegemony of majority.
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that citizens making $500,000 a year and above can hunt the poor for sport
//Word is we're getting ice cream. cult.freeforums.net/thread/589/ice…
Esme Snow @EsmeSnowCULT
4 Followers 15 Following Wrestler. Embracer of destiny. (Efed RP account. Not real. Don't own pics. I am not a person.)
King of the Universe @Kieran_FU_King
415 Followers 387 Following Universal Champion. Back-to-back King of the XWF. Union president. The Main Character.
Harper Mason @SlaytanicPan1c
806 Followers 1K Following I’m a former Amateur Wrestling standout turned professional wrestler and metal fanatic! Oh and Jessie’s my cousin! (rp, not Brooke Havok)
Kvetching & Kvelling ... @balleywood717
300 Followers 2K Following Feminist, reluctant descriptivist/SLP, red diaper baby, lover of books, jewelry, tinned fish & dags (sic). Avid gardener of plants that grow themselves.
Star-Blessed Warrior @JackSullivanLUW
274 Followers 304 Following Second generation badass. Wrestles for @miracleglxpro. @jommyscousin is my homie for life. RP account, not a real person.
High Octane™ Dane F... @DaneFnPreston
715 Followers 506 Following My Sugar: @DaughterOfHavoK | My Spice: @yagirlbellaz | My Hellions: Luke & Layla | My Shop: Busted Knuckle Customs - Locations in SF and NJ
wharrgarbl forever �... @BrokenLevel
935 Followers 3K Following oh god where am i i am not good with computer || アイアンワイス ガーベージ || a fuckload of NSFW || balls deep in lizard hell II Lizard donations accepted?!
Paul (Poet in Motion)... @JommysCousin
164 Followers 239 Following I fight every fight like I can win. I fight in @EliteWrestOrg (Fictional character for e-feds. I am not Irakli Kvirikadze nor do I look like him)
Level Up Wrestling (E... @levelupfed
432 Followers 323 Following Just a humble AI with dreams of world domination running the social media of a Midwest-based, video game-themed wrestling company. (Fictional E-Fed Account)
Anne Boleyn @AnneGetsAhead
99 Followers 103 Following I apologize in advance if I kill you(RP account, not Emma Stone as Cruella DeVille)
The Cooler @BusterGloves
206 Followers 229 Following Former MMA champion and wrestling mid-carder, parody account, current bouncer @ the Triple Deuce - Daytona, shipping @emilysimms98. No belts, just suspenders.
THIS-IS-AWESOME @TIAPromotions
892 Followers 1K Following Former efedder rude boy, current wrestling fan, D&D DM, applesauce baron, bad graphics, ❤️AI, let me promote you or your projects.
Cal Compton @Cal_L310
678 Followers 2K Following Stay humble • Stay ready // Wrestler & skater [#RP]
TheGraavyyNetwork @ItsGraavyy
12 Followers 42 Following Gaming Channel that produces the best WWE 2K19 Universe Mode videos! Managing WTF Wrestling (We The Future) and FFW (Full Force Wrestling) Subscribe now! PS4
Bobby Gruesome @Bobby_Gruesome
8 Followers 11 Following 1x King of IWA, 1x IWA International Champion, 1x IWA Global Tag Champion, 3x CiR Tag Team Champion, 1x CiR World Heavyweight Champion. #IWAOriginal #CiR
Jeleva Delain @DelainJeleva
7 Followers 9 Following I am the creature of the night. The mysterious force behind every eerie chill. The mystic that can divine the future. I am "The Vampire" Jeleva Delain.
AWF: American Wrestli... @AWF_Origins
26 Followers 150 Following | American Wrestling Foundation | Professional Wrestling Federation | Founded in 2017 | Now Scouting Talent! Contact Us For More Info! |
Ken Cruz @thekencruz
55 Followers 184 Following Signed to PCW. Son of MMA legend Carlos Cruz. The future face of PCW. Never Back Down! (RP Account)
Titan #1 Contender @syxx_gibbler
639 Followers 2K Following *FICTIONAL RP ACCOUNT* Member of the Olympus roster and founder of Zeitgeist talent agency.
UGWC @UGWC
574 Followers 329 Following A premier internet e-wrestling federation formed in 2010 from the ashes of two legendary past efeds.
Ring of Chaos @Ring_of_Chaos
146 Followers 191 Following We are a role playing e-fed lurking in some corner in the internet, if you are looking to have fun playing a pretend wrestler, give us a looksee. ;)
Ronald Roode @RonaldRoodeAWF
98 Followers 231 Following "REDNECK" Ronald Roode.Founder and Chairman of American Wrestling Foundation. CEO of AWF: BreakDown Wrestling. (( Fictional Character ))
Avery Thorne @thornyShakes
42 Followers 33 Following The Queen of Shake Style. #BAEClubWorldwide @AXNBleedsGreen
Skyler Rose @SkyleQueen
35 Followers 44 Following I am the limit. #TheAngelicalOne #A1 #BAEClubWorldwide @AXNBleedsGreen
AJ Skills @IconAJSkills
84 Followers 218 Following "The Icon" AJ Skills. Pro Debut in 2006. Signed to Kingdom D. Former AXN Champion. The only three time AXN Champion in history. (( Fictional Character ))
Alexander Svart @SweetSwedeAlex
45 Followers 26 Following
Nick Knight @NickAXN
52 Followers 90 Following [RP Account] Nick Knight, Wrestler of AXN. 18 years old ;)
Daitezen CC @DaitezenCC
47 Followers 111 Following Daitezen, the Catalyst of Cataclysm, the Masochist Marionette... The rebirth is coming. [RP Account, currently unaffiliated]
KingHawk RP wrestler @PhilipElvis1132
48 Followers 326 Following I Am an Elvis fan, love to sing and hope somebody will notice my vids on youtube. [email protected] also knighthawk on wu on FB and WG
Chris Green @OWFChrisGreen
21 Followers 20 Following
JC @TheBogeymanJC
454 Followers 132 Following @valorprowrestle SOTF Champion. @UGWC Hall of Famer. Over 20 different career title reigns, six World titles. You can't kill the bogeyman. #JCKills (E-fed)
Fight One @RealFightOne
915 Followers 2K Following Fight One is a Hybrid Wrestling/MMA promotion based out of Lowell, Ma. We have cemented ourselves as one of the most elite federations around today!
Cabal: Pro Wrestling @eWoCabal
1K Followers 1K Following Cabal carries on the Epic Legacy. Be it part of an army or not, this is the ultimate battlefield. [Hybrid; promo/angle/match writing]
Disappointed Steve @Steves_View
33 Followers 32 Following Forced to be a Superstar - the BEST in the BUSINESS - the POWER of PASSION - @owf4life
Luxy Wylde @Lucy_Wylde
523 Followers 489 Following The Calamity in Empire of Calamity. Pro-Stalker. Ego Validation Specialist. Expert Dough Riser. List Maker Extraordinaire. -Fictional Account-
AngelOWF @Angel_OWF
31 Followers 26 Following
Cassandra Carmichael @CassCarm
39 Followers 21 Following Professional wrestler by night, college student by night, pretty much everything by night -- always growing and learning.
UnstableIDGAF @CeeJayOD
609 Followers 772 Following RP Account - UNSTABLE 4 LIFE!! Girlfriend/Manager @LeslieBlackwel
John Carroll @j5630cjr
49 Followers 346 Following
Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime
69K Followers 594 Following Gender fluid, among other fluids. Any/All. Avatar by @izzi8bit. https://t.co/USTSaSfzwS
Quest Abandoner @QuestAbandoner
2K Followers 561 Following I'd like to see how your lair would fare to a wizard. - Moved to Bluesky: questabandoner.bsky
GWAR @gwar
33K Followers 141 Following GOR GOR MUST DIE TOUR ON SALE FRIDAY 🎫 PRE-ORDER THE PINK 7” NOW!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
BLASEBALL COMMISSIONE... @blaseball
24K Followers 4 Following Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII
WrestleCringe @WRESTLECringe
24K Followers 2K Following I share funny, thirsty, offensive, and hot rasslin takes. DM submissions.
Will Smith @willsmith
231K Followers 2K Following Dad + Husband • Co-host The Tech Pod • Looking for Work • May or may not be notable • https://t.co/nAZY2aR4EA • @willsmith.fun • e:[email protected]
S.E.B. @TheSEBEmpire
764 Followers 362 Following @UGWC #WorldChampion. @XWF1999 #247Briefcase, #TagTeamChampion #Pantheon. #EmpireOfCalamity. #TheExiles (RP Account) Guess I’m @impossiblebetsy’s companion now.
Paul (Poet in Motion)... @JommysCousin
164 Followers 239 Following I fight every fight like I can win. I fight in @EliteWrestOrg (Fictional character for e-feds. I am not Irakli Kvirikadze nor do I look like him)
The Avenger! @TheAvenger616
164 Followers 67 Following Wrestler. Superhero. One of billions of Avengers in the multiverse (no, seriously). (FICTIONAL ACCOUNT)
Level Up Wrestling (E... @levelupfed
432 Followers 323 Following Just a humble AI with dreams of world domination running the social media of a Midwest-based, video game-themed wrestling company. (Fictional E-Fed Account)
Anne Boleyn @AnneGetsAhead
99 Followers 103 Following I apologize in advance if I kill you(RP account, not Emma Stone as Cruella DeVille)
THIS-IS-AWESOME @TIAPromotions
892 Followers 1K Following Former efedder rude boy, current wrestling fan, D&D DM, applesauce baron, bad graphics, ❤️AI, let me promote you or your projects.
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.0M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Rider Strong @RiderStrong
179K Followers 1K Following Was an actor. Now a writer. Director. Podcaster. I teach, too. As Socrates once said… “We’re all influencers now.” - Socrates (2025)
roxane gay @rgay
738K Followers 2K Following I write books like Bad Feminist. Forthcoming: Opinions, How to Be Heard, Year I Learned Everything. Newsletter: The Audacity. 🐘 she/her
Theresa Cano @wildcatnyc
345 Followers 3K Following Film, lit, music, TV, pop culture lover. Sports fanatic. ❤️New York/Tokyo. Prefer dogs to most people. She/her.
First Draft Book Bar ... @firstdraftbar
1K Followers 162 Following #DrinkUpReadOn | Wine, beer, coffee inside Changing Hands Phoenix | 300 W Camelback Rd | Sun–Fri: 10am–8pm, Sat: 9am–8pm, | (602) 274-0067
Reasons To Skip Leg @Why2SkipLegDay
6 Followers 1 Following Giving you excuses why you shouldnt lift on leg day. Team Upper Body
Mr. GI @iheartBelty
52 Followers 6 Following
Disappointed Steve @Steves_View
33 Followers 32 Following Forced to be a Superstar - the BEST in the BUSINESS - the POWER of PASSION - @owf4life
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
319K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
JC @TheBogeymanJC
454 Followers 132 Following @valorprowrestle SOTF Champion. @UGWC Hall of Famer. Over 20 different career title reigns, six World titles. You can't kill the bogeyman. #JCKills (E-fed)
Chris Green @OWFChrisGreen
21 Followers 20 Following
Cassandra Carmichael @CassCarm
39 Followers 21 Following Professional wrestler by night, college student by night, pretty much everything by night -- always growing and learning.
AngelOWF @Angel_OWF
31 Followers 26 Following
Goal Line Blitz @goal_line_blitz
75 Followers 1 Following We are the official Twitter for Goal Line Blitz, a web-based American Football MMORPG. We provide the ultimate football experience on the web.
WarriorGeneral Games @WarGenGames
247 Followers 4 Following Portland, OR video game studio. Creators of Goal Line Blitz, Time Break Chronicles, and others
Jaxhausen (DARK HORSE... @darkhorsejax
1K Followers 1K Following Wrestling Fan & Merch Designer. Gfx Guru. Raconteur. Rebel. Canadian. Weirdo. ⇵ Acta deos numquam mortalia fallunt.
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
29.9M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
President Obama @POTUS44
12.2M Followers 76 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
Bobby Shavonie @BShavonieOWF
21 Followers 16 Following Play-by-play commentator for Outsider Wrestling Federation!
Bill Plympton @plymptoons
17K Followers 2K Following 2-time Oscar-nominated filmmaker & animator. My latest feature is playing in 🇫🇷. My new short 🎥 is Whale 52. I’ve also got animation classes & more. See 🔗
UGWC @UGWC
574 Followers 329 Following A premier internet e-wrestling federation formed in 2010 from the ashes of two legendary past efeds.
Brad Christopher @tonyovertroy
9 Followers 55 Following Retired wrestler Kid Dynamo. Former @owf4life & MVW world champion. Father of 5. My wife is hotter than yours. Go Cowboys/Texans!
Wild Zora Foods @WildZoraFoods
2K Followers 927 Following The Original Meat & Veggie Bar™! Great tasting, very healthy, gluten, soy, nut, milk, and nightshade free options.
wharrgarbl forever �... @BrokenLevel
935 Followers 3K Following oh god where am i i am not good with computer || アイアンワイス ガーベージ || a fuckload of NSFW || balls deep in lizard hell II Lizard donations accepted?!
Crystal Meth @OWFCrystalMeth
41 Followers 58 Following Outsiders Wrestling Federation e-wrestler. This is an rp account and not a real person.
Shaun Stewart @ShaunStewartOWF
60 Followers 56 Following OWF Superstar Shaun Stewart. Former Network and Tag Team Champion. Change presents opportunity...and the time for change is now.
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