DK Prabhu @DKDoesComedy
I try to tell jokes on stage. Some people laugh. Mumbai, India Joined March 2021-
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Indian immigrant jokes have a shelf life. They go from fresh and funny (when Russell Peters does the joke) to beating the dead horse (Hasan Minhaj does it).
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