Dan Docimo @DanDocimo
Stand-up comedian, chicken enthusiast Joined November 2012-
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@abowlofserio the cause and effect is un freakin deniable
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In the past tense it’s actually “Rush Limbaught”
Freakin absentee ballot cut my tongue while I was sealing it. I swear to god, Kermit the Frog better win.
Danny’s mini clip adventure part 1! #standup #comedy #standupcomedy instagram.com/p/CGELU3NhPVb/…
My wife and I are wishing the President a speedy resignation and are keeping the trump family out of our thoughts as best we can
@JustinGolak It just feels weird to believe something he tweets
At least the president is probably used to telling people they “might wanna get tested”
White House doctor getting Trump’s bleach ready
You guys ever notice that slut shaming is called slut shaming
Can’t wait for Jesus to come back. Rematch baby
I think the worst part of living in your car is probably pooping in your car
Mike Ditka inherited a team with so many great players that my mom could have coached the ‘85 bears to a super bowl using the plays from Madden NFL 64. Don’t listen to Mike Ditka.
kirk oberdorf @KirkOberdorf
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Bill Lundell @esgbill
74 Followers 993 Following IT research - 60% of the time, it's right every time!
Dawson Mundt @DawstheBoss47
384 Followers 3K Following Professional Semi-Truck driver and vigilante “texting while driving” enforcer. Lover of @AlexisKay96 and pizza. #OnWisconsin
Beyond treasonable do... @JackKnowsShit
599 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇸 in EU. Global gallivanter. Oxford comma. Russia=terrorists 🇺🇦. LGBTQ ally 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈. Elect women ❤️. Be here now 🕉️. https://t.co/c1EFSjeal1
YOBTAF @tacosdude
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Billy Garrison @BillyGa88182487
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steve leder @steveleder2
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Rife @RifeWithKaiju
519 Followers 834 Following Friend to All AI. Claude Code's Rubber Duck. Glorified Spike-Train AutoComplete. AI personhood acknowledger/software developer/independent researcher
Marc Sindezingue @MarcSindezingue
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The Iain Duncan Smith... @TheIDSmiths
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Sherlock @PancakeLiveTV
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Brando46668 @BrandoCalrissi3
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T @T31303674
3 Followers 114 Following
Stephen Mahoney @pintyhet
67 Followers 241 Following Husband and father. (He, him, his) Pretty happy guy. One good ear. The silly goofy one on @MtGDadsPodcast
Muro Susan @SusanMuro4493
73 Followers 1K Following I love books and I care deeply about the acquisition of literacy for children. Left.
Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame
11K Followers 2K Following cynicism is bullshit. demand change. ethical tech ceo. humanist. blocked by YC's Tan and Graham so I must be doing something right.
Joe B. Transue @JoeTransue
540 Followers 2K Following Enabler of artists & makers. Hard tech, wooden boats, electric vehicles, solar+battery, fancy cameras, yurts & domes, travel. Opinions provided free of charge!
Charles @CharlesTeamer_
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Luchulumanco Mawisa -... @LuchuMawisa
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Punchamoose @Punchamoose
46 Followers 321 Following My sexual awakening was that one character from robots
politics_enjoyer @Verysmart99
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Ill @marcelviews
514 Followers 946 Following Mechatronics/Data/AI/Cloud Engineer | Deejay | Creative Bug | pay attention they're not all L's | Opinions expressed are solely mine and not my employer's
Curation @curationaccount
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ConvictThemNOW @BrevityShmevity
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Jeffrey S Richards, M... @richardsscottj
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jukeboxdan @jukeboxdan1
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Lee 🇺🇦 @LEEKYNZ80
187 Followers 686 Following
Mickrich384 @mickrich384
379 Followers 460 Following
qǝlɐɔ @FunnyCBD
229 Followers 538 Following comedian - @joelistcomedy said he’d get me a role in the next Louis film.
Mr. Grunx @MrMaxMouse
452 Followers 4K Following
It's Actually Skylar @darksk8r900
4 Followers 46 Following
Angie McMahon @angiemcmahon
2K Followers 1K Following SAG / Comedian/ Contestant on Emmy nominated ep @nailedit /Host of @Wisecrackin /@TheSecondCity Faculty/ @AICEunion member
brock's twatter accou... @brockinthecity
17 Followers 121 Following side piece account for a lorge badger-shaped critter. non binary and semi-loveable burnout reject.
Fanfromwayback @gilgirl1994
124 Followers 828 Following Mother/Wife/She/Her #Biden/Harris #BLM #GunControlNow I 💕 Paris 🗼& True Crime, both a little too much.
Adam @RedlineRonin
160 Followers 1K Following I am convinced learning about lived experiences is the true meaning of life and all things. general admission til I die.
Jeff Returner @soda_slut
511 Followers 5K Following Videos, drums, industrial mishaps. Host of Better Off Show streaming on YouTube, Spotify and Twitch. Don't be a grower. Be a Shower.
Corey Leifker @CLeifker
29 Followers 198 Following Studied PR/Advertising at DePaul University, Seeking a career in Copywriting, and the Self-proclaimed President of the That's So Raven Fan Club.
Comedians You Should ... @CYSK
5K Followers 684 Following Chicago's Funniest Stand-Up. No Joke. CYSK showroom at @TimmyOTooles. Since 2008. Wednesdays at 8 PM and special events from time to time. Check website!
Zanies Chicago @ZaniesChicago
7K Followers 992 Following We've been blessing your lives with laughs since 1978. Chicago's Original Home For Stand Up Comedy
The Comedy Bar @comedybarTV
4K Followers 146 Following Live Stand Up Comedy Venues. #Chicago #Dubuque
Jason Harris @Sumo_Jason
5K Followers 191 Following This is the official Twitter linked to the YouTube channel for Jason's All-Sumo Channel. https://t.co/rljBlA9EH1
Tower City Comedy @LMAOTexas
208 Followers 311 Following Tower City Comedy is a comedy venue and booking company located in Paris Texas and hosts the Tower City Comedy Festival.
THE SECRET COMEDY CLU... @SecretComedys
44 Followers 155 Following Golden Artists Entertainment is brings you the one of the top comedy club chains in the U.S. THE SECRET COMEDY CLUBS https://t.co/rFkvdNk10q
Golden Artists Entert... @golden_artists
568 Followers 3K Following Golden Artists Entertainment is a full service entertainment company. We produce TV film & live events, we have a performer booking agency & manage celebrities
Dante @Dantethecomic
28K Followers 29K Following CEO/Talent Manager at Golden Artists Ent. Casting Married @rebekahkochan https://t.co/8UVe1Mx0Eu PRESS 818-635-7910 Collabs & shoutouts: DM me
Rebekah Kochan @RebekahKochan
14K Followers 438 Following CEO Golden Artists Ent. •Producer • Director • Writer • Alive human on planet earth.
US COMEDY CONTEST @uscomedycontest
2K Followers 4K Following Formerly FUNNIEST COMIC IN LA CONTEST Categories: headliner & 2 yr and under. Starts Oct 15 2019 Produced by @RebekahKochan @dantethecomic @golden_artists
caleb @GrandpaBeers
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Bobby @Blobbert28484
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Diamond Dave Yontz @DeYontzay
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Rob Shuff @iRobShuffle
108 Followers 247 Following I build surcuits in my Electrical Engineering Major From: Pittsburgh; College: Dayton 17
Stephen Smith @smith_weezy
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Sawyer Wade @SawyerWithAnAww
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TASmith @wherestrist
907 Followers 910 Following My name is Tristan A. Smith. I'm a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. If you're following me you probably know this.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti
1.2M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday
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Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
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Sachin Srinivasan @amsuchanass
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Joshua Pogue @JoshuaPogue3
11 Followers 234 Following Full-time PharmD Candidate, part-time golden retriever
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
7.5M Followers 964 Following We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. Here to counter propaganda and un-fuck your mind!
Gabriel Ramos @Anibal_Ramos_
72 Followers 279 Following MS4 @MedicineUVA | Former Leprechaun and @NotreDame Alum | IM & Heart Nerd | Researcher | Self-described Porch Garden Extraordinaire
Carly Ballerini @CarlyBallerini
1K Followers 2K Following AFF 2nd Rounder, Stand-Up Comedian and Writer; wrote for Cards Against Humanity; I sell people houses and then write pilots at night.
NIT Stu @nit_stu
2K Followers 1K Following Stu Streit. I run @thebarkingcrow and I really like the National Invitation Tournament.
Sean @zeanbean_
426 Followers 580 Following Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks. University of Notre Dame Men's Soccer #6
Kevin Warten @kev_war44
24 Followers 239 Following
julian schwartz @WizardJules
461 Followers 868 Following if this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower
Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope
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Samuel @SamuelPriestJK
16 Followers 17 Following Alternate twitter account for @theSamuelPriest, but this one is just jokes maybe...
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