Zach Boyce @ZachDatAssUp
Comedian Chicago, IL Joined January 2013-
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@aaron_klopfer @mpbradfo @activesandal @themikeokeefe When we'd drive to K-zoo for shows one of the absolute joys of my whole ass life was stopping at Sweetwater at like 1am on the way back. I will 1000% participate in this expedition for top tier yeast donuts🙏🏾
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The main thing I miss about dating another POC is that when we went out to eat we were BOTH treated poorly
@laeloshag I got doodoo'd on once over there😞
Does everyone else take the paper cup left after eating a muffin/cupcake and gnaw on it like chewin tobaccy or am I the only real nigga here?
#dccomics really gonna try and tell us a guy whose super power is prep time doesn't go down on ppl🤦🏾♂️
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Seattle! Our first pop-up is next Sunday May 30th in Lynnwood! Pre-orders are now live! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…
This is how Dunkin' makes your coffee if you're lightskinned fml🤦🏾♂️
@olarvia @KirkmanBrandon I was gassed tf up from the first two rounds then u came in and this happened
Is this what it feels like to leave a toxic relationship but y'all live together and have two months left on your lease
Chicago is the 90's Bulls of having rats
Chicago was ranked the "rattiest city" by Orkin pest control for the 6th straight year. abc7chicago.com/7076439/?ex_ci…
The only thing anime niggas and hotep niggas agree on
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Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”
When you owe someone $20 and they say they're coming by tonight to pick it up
Black folks: "You're terrorizing us." White ppl:
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made a Rube Goldberg machine
Grocery store workers being heroes means using self-checkout is stolen valor
I'm not the funniest person at my day job anymore gonna get a part time job to workshop and hopefully I'll be back to headlining by Fall🙏
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