Dark Mark @DarkMarkrules
Stand up comedian.... baltimore maryland Joined August 2012-
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Hundreds of people have traveled to a monastery in rural Missouri to view a nun's body which appears to show no signs of decay approximately four years after her death, according to the Catholic News Agency cnn.it/43ae66v
I believe this election was fixed!....and if not we need to fix all elections from now on.
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Care to see some comedy on July 8th? Come to Velvet Lounge at 7pm for @jweemscomedy @beccasteinhoff @Popularoutcasts @DarkMarkrules & me! $8
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Tonight in Canton MD - hosted by @DarkMarkrules
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I'm going to stand up for the first time tonight at The Sidebar in Baltimore. @DarkMarkrules hosts an open mic. I might sit too.
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Friday @joesquared A big deal for me and you! & @ezewriter @MikeMoranWould @DarkMarkrules facebook.com/events/5475750…
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Looking fwd to THIS great show @joesquared Friday June 3rd in Baltimore w/ @ezewriter @DarkMarkrules @MikeMoranWould
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I'm Co-hosting one of my favorite mics tonight with @DarkMarkrules!
@realDonaldTrump will host the lighting ceremony x.com/foxnews/status…
America’s largest cross is expected to be completed by the end of the year in the state of #Texas! amp.twimg.com/v/70874f46-119…
Ok (sigh)🤔😏🙄....half of you niggas can go ahead home x.com/cbsnews/status…
.@RealBenCarson cuts campaign operations by "a little more" than half, source confirms cbsn.ws/1Svv3ky
STARTING NOW: @HillaryClinton and @BernieSanders take the stage at #DemDebate in N.H. cbsn.ws/1T1m22n
It's over ... Forget it!....We're gonna build a Wall!... A big beautiful Wall!...Remember 😅😅😁 x.com/davidmarkdc/st…
Trump on Cruz feud: 'I don't care about that anymore' @CNNPolitics cnn.it/1PDLYih
I believe it is time for the United States to join almost every other Western, industrialized country and say no to the death penalty.
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The president doesn't get to choose what issues come to her desk. Navigating foreign policy challenges is part of the job. #DemDebate
@foxandfriends .#JebBush should spend the rest of his campaign visiting open Mic's instead of town hall meetings
#IowaCaucus... Ted Cruz looks like if you rinsed off a clown...
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