millennialprof @DearMissDoctor
sometimes I get up before 10. Joined July 2019-
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Breaking news: Jared Kushner seen entering the West Wing carrying a notepad and a dvd of Weekend at Bernie’s
Did we need another discordant Jason Schwartzman hookup scene after Hotel Chevalier? No, but @FargoFX delivered it anyway.
i've been charging the fruit flies in my house rent. they each pay a penny to live here for a night and this week i made 76 million dollars.
GET A MAGIC RESEARCH BALL ADVANCE ONE OF YOUR 12 PROJECT HORSES!
CS conference rejection 10 years ago: these ppl know nothing! also i am a failure!! CS conference rejection now: THREE whole ppl read our submission!! They all said it was "clear!" WIN!
Biden should nominate himself as VP and have Tom Hanks be the presidential nominee, so we can put this all behind us.
your first tinder date's sole purpose is to snap cute new pics of you for your tinder profile while you look cute. you call him mannie leibovitz.
@GradSkoolStrugs I like red vermouth. Or Jam Jar.
Single people get their virginity back after quarantine.
If Pete Davidson just ruined your favorite Kid Cudi song, you're not alone.
i found a cockroach in my kitchen and i got so scared that i tossed an eggplant at it and now it's EATING IT and i need to burn my house down.
This is what I need a boyfriend for. i.imgur.com/Tk4HRKU.jpg
i can't believe my ability to lie to myself. i'm about 0/70 on writing that paper at the airport, and yet...tomorrow, i still honestly believe i'm gonna do some writing the airport. oh and 0/n on that morning run. f-me.
i forgive all my friends who are mad late to the #schittscreek party, i'm just happy that you're here.
i don't know how 'ask' became a noun but i have a feeling it started in the business school.
how to successfully go out for tapas: step 1) eat dinner. step 2) go out for tapas.
lmao our speaker sat there politely at dinner while all the fancy profs took their untouched dinners home "for lunch tomorrow" like some dorothea lange photo. i'm all about saving food, but we didn't exactly dine together.
i'm glad i make enough to get my own conference hotel room!! but i'm also staying at one of those hotels where you can't tell the difference between the towel and the bathmat.
Your Friendly Neighbo... @YFNProf
49 Followers 220 Following Wisely old humanities prof. Sometimes bitter. Mostly hopeful. retweets/likes ≠ endorsement. ☞ In support of Open Educational Resources & affordable higher ed.
Clare Dale, Ph.D. @profhistorygeek
2K Followers 4K Following Former historian. Civil servant. Writer of zombie fiction. Come for the history, stay for the cat pics. Tweets are my own. Retweets aren’t endorsements. she/her
SirJeffreyHudsonsGhos... @HudsonsSir
118 Followers 393 Following World traveler. Minister of Creative Invective. Yellowstone Caldera/Death Meteor 2024. I teach Comp, so I am dead inside. Improfsters unite!
The Grumpy Professor @grumprof
1K Followers 199 Following
Professor Problems @Prof_Probs
3K Followers 133 Following Underpaid but don't be afraid. #professorprobs #profprobs #collegeprobs
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
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Associate Deans @ass_deans
108K Followers 92 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Sassy Policy Wonk @SassyPantsProf
1K Followers 435 Following Under-appreciated academic turned policy researcher with a passion for smart, research based policies and a low threshold for stupid leadership.
Goblin Swap @GoblinSwap_io
2K Followers 44 Following Private Cross-Chain Exchanger 🧌 Goblin-run. Zero KYC. Full freedom. ᵍʳʳʳʳʳʳ
Professor Problems @Prof_Probs
3K Followers 133 Following Underpaid but don't be afraid. #professorprobs #profprobs #collegeprobs
Anonymous Professor @anonymousprofs
16K Followers 39 Following We are professors of something or other that you hope to never get. Want to share something with us? Email: [email protected]
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 111 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
The Grumpy Professor @grumprof
1K Followers 199 Following
Peeved Prof is for Ka... @peevedccprof
4K Followers 360 Following Bitter and snarky after 15+ years in higher education. Lover of carbs. Mother to kittehs. KHive.
Persistent Professor @persistentprof
3K Followers 201 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Academic Mom, PhD @Momademia
30K Followers 409 Following Why choose between mom guilt and writing guilt when you can have both? Encouraging and connecting parents in academia. (she/her)
The PhD Story @thephdstory
44K Followers 6K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
👓 Sardonic Prof �... @SardonicProf
4K Followers 169 Following In which I snark about work and life in academia. Chronic overuser of ellipses and parentheticals. Occasional cursing. She/her.
Professor Annie Oakle... @profannieoakley
3K Followers 3K Following Visual artist, retired college prof. Instagram: @theskyISpy #Xdissenter
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
11K Followers 631 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
Clare Dale, Ph.D. @profhistorygeek
2K Followers 4K Following Former historian. Civil servant. Writer of zombie fiction. Come for the history, stay for the cat pics. Tweets are my own. Retweets aren’t endorsements. she/her
SirJeffreyHudsonsGhos... @HudsonsSir
118 Followers 393 Following World traveler. Minister of Creative Invective. Yellowstone Caldera/Death Meteor 2024. I teach Comp, so I am dead inside. Improfsters unite!
A Prof's Life @AProfsLife
6K Followers 157 Following An adjunct professor with a love for teaching & a cynical attitude. Grad level. Repeat after me: SAR-CA-SM. I happily block trolls and fuddyduds
AdjunctNation @AdjunctNation
4K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/Wl8Qn2MlwE is the oldest and only online news site dedicated to inspiring, informing and, yes, celebrating teaching faculty. Tweets by our editor.
Classroom Parolee @noschool4me
2K Followers 245 Following I’m rollin like a Rolex at schooltruth on BlueSky https://t.co/qJBMoiYeX5
Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs
23K Followers 146 Following Fueled by coffee & anger...but mostly 🤬. I survived a toxic grad school experience & will continue to advocate for grad students. You are not alone!
Professor Jaded @ProfessorJaded
10K Followers 177 Following Why am I anonymous? Because you should never meet your heroes.
Dr. Brain Nerd is on ... @DrBrainNerd
2K Followers 120 Following Academic, polyglot, runner, dilettante photographer. Veritas filia temporis. Coffee is a reason for living. Naps are medication. My brain hurts. https://t.co/cnXdJdh9EU
PHD Comics @PHDcomics
315K Followers 79 Following Life (or the lack thereof) in Academia, by Jorge Cham (Oliver's Great Big Universe, Science Stuff podcast, @ElinorWonders) https://t.co/cMwdi2cQrl
Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad
10K Followers 2K Following drunk grad ➡️ drunk post doc ➡️ drunk professor
Grad School Problems @Grad_SchoolProb
8K Followers 73 Following 🎓🤓 Just trying to survive grad school. If you're in the same boat, you'll understand what a #GradSchoolProblem is.
Dr Sharon Lauricella @DrSLauricella
24K Followers 2K Following Bostonian in TO. Comm, Media & Educ Prof. #SoTL #EdTech #ungrading #OER Dr/she/her Formerly @AcademicBatgirl
Lego Grad Student @legogradstudent
73K Followers 40 Following A hollow head struggling to make it through a blocky world.
Playmobil (Adjunct) P... @playmoadjprof
3K Followers 828 Following The perils of an adjunct instructor's life, depicted in glorious Playmobil fashion. Co-host of the #AcademicTwitter Retreat. She/Her. 🇺🇸🇲🇽Trends for United States
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