Professor Problems @Prof_Probs
Underpaid but don't be afraid. #professorprobs #profprobs #collegeprobs It's on the syllabus! Joined January 2015-
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Asked my Contemporary Art students to name some significant historical events that marked the 1960s, among Woodstock and Civil Rights I got the Great Depression and Disco. Mea culpa, I asked for it. #professorproblems
Current mood. #speechday #professorproblems
Things some senior history majors don't know: Who gave the 'I Have A Dream' speech Who wrote the Dec of Independence What is in the 1st Amend to the US Constitution What was Napoleon's last battle What Rosa Parks is famous for Which countries were allied with France in WW1
@Sadjunct_Prof Ohio’s desperation is on brand. 😂
@natskee9 I don’t agree but I respect your fervor.
@DoctorLindy @katiedimartin 😂 same.
@snood Well, I have come full circle. ❤️
Anyone remember when you could just play Snood and it felt reproductive? Take that throwback.
My new favorite thing is iPhone adding words to my sentences, even changing words completely when they are not wrong.
How much do you pay to park, profs? 👀
I pay $857/year for parking. Faculty should have free parking at their place of employment.
A senior at my university recently asked me where the library is.
@Dear_student @drbrittanyavila 😭😭😭
I provided my students with a sample of the short research paper they have to write for me. One student, thinking I wouldn't notice, put her name on the sample paper and turned it in.
If Tiger Woods can play the Masters with a hurt leg, I can finish this crossword puzzle drunk.
I wonder why prominent anti-vaxxers keep dying of Covid. Any ideas? 🧐
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
11K Followers 631 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 111 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
The PhD Story @thephdstory
44K Followers 6K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
Academic Mom, PhD @Momademia
30K Followers 409 Following Why choose between mom guilt and writing guilt when you can have both? Encouraging and connecting parents in academia. (she/her)
Angry.Sad.Motivated. @nlmtys
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Prof. Goat @ProfGoat
2K Followers 294 Following Math prof at a non-R1 uni. I blame no one but myself for my smothering mediocrity.
Persistent Professor @persistentprof
3K Followers 201 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Jjenna Hupp Andrews @jjenna
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Some Professor @ProfessorSome
1K Followers 1K Following Never believe anything just because some professor said it. History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.
Just a Professor Lect... @Volsicle
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Reviewer 2 @GrumpyReviewer2
34K Followers 138 Following Archenemies of #AcademicX. We are all #Reviewer2 in someone’s academic story - Holding the throne of #PeerReview
Cranky Academic @Cranky_Academic
1K Followers 647 Following Come for the sarcasm, stay for the conversation, or don't. I like my dog more than most people & that's probably including my husband.
Christen (this is my ... @christen_rexing
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Professor Annie Oakle... @profannieoakley
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Hassan Almusawa @haalhajaj
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Confessions of a Coll... @Prof_Confession
0 Followers 37 Following Profesor for 15 years. Small HBCU and Large University life simultaneously. What can you share and what would you like to know?
PlanetTlon @SashaElswit
27 Followers 212 Following "The squeal of the gears can't halt the machine" -Agalaya
Shahila Zafar @shahelazafar
44 Followers 256 Following Interested in language, society & politics; Corpus, Discourse & Sociolinguistic studies.
HCCS Government Dept. @HccSgovt
151 Followers 1K Following HCCS government department works to support 400+ majors and minors, who have indicated an interest in completing the AA in Government degree or program.
Sensitive Force @vende_bresof
61 Followers 717 Following Star Wars fan twitter account for things Star Wars. Mostly. Women like Star Wars too.
Darren @DarrenQuelch
126 Followers 624 Following Darren Quelch - USW addiction research group boffin🏴#addiction #alcoholdependence #arbd #pharmacology Proud #batdogorbabydad 🏳️🌈 Get off my lawn
Michael D. Burton @mike_doc_B
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Mary Laska @profMaryLaska
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Jennifer Vaughn @Serapheme
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maximamini @maximamini12
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Tatiana Deniskova @deniskova_t
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Thai Vo-Nhu @ThaiVoNhu2000
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Dr Fabio Mologni @fabio_mologni
281 Followers 498 Following Plant invasions, islands, and humans. 🇮🇹 | 🇮🇪 | 🇳🇿 | 🇨🇦 | 🇦🇹 (he/him/his)
BrownLabUtah @BrownLabUtah
1K Followers 1K Following Jessica Brown, associate professor in the School of Biological Sciences @UUtah. Fungal pathogenesis. Antifungal treatment discovery. Tweets my own. She/her.
Dr. GypsyScholar @dr_gypsy
185 Followers 177 Following Every few years it’s a new location, new classes, (maybe) better finances, but never feeling accepted and always seen as temporary.
Maya Gopalakrishnan @MayaGopalakris6
331 Followers 692 Following Internist Medical Teacher Bibliophile passionate about #Snakebites🐍 #MedEd #TropMed AP @aiims_jodhpur Trained @OfficialJipmer @SnakebiteResNet|Personal account
CMLópez @medinalopez000
75 Followers 417 Following Sunset chaser and daydreamer, advocate of working hard but playing harder.
Angry Robin @AngryRobinRed
270 Followers 1K Following Robin he was angry, And hopped upon a twig, “Out upon you, fie upon you, Bold-faced jig!”
Lriv @Lriv44970703
65 Followers 2K Following
Trisha Cornelius [she... @trishawebs
497 Followers 1K Following Lover of learning and languages. Geek. Mom. Tutor. Miscellaneous. Lives with #cPTSD #depression and #anxiety. Personal twitter. Anti-genocide 🍉🇰🇼
Evelyn Prugar Ph.D. @EvelynPrugar
264 Followers 2K Following PhD in Molecular Biology, Animal and Nature lover, Enjoy teaching college Biology courses.
Shutong (Elaine) Ruan @RuanShutong
99 Followers 2K Following If only I was born an emotionless machine - I’m chaotic, I’m neutral, I’m on my way but might as well be losing my way.
C.C. @niernen_orchid
51 Followers 1K Following From Chicago, University of Toronto 2022 Grad 🎓 The Lorax who speaks for the trees, says “can you not?”
Lisa Garcia @leesa955
33 Followers 613 Following
Sammy AKA Punches Pil... @SammyAaa88s
3K Followers 5K Following A proud Trump supporter.💯 Trump won the election. Fuck Joe Biden. Pop of a Airforce P.J. My daughter did 2 tours in Iraq. Twitter will not allow me to follow.
Habibur Rahman Anik @AnikHabibur
339 Followers 5K Following Graduate student | University of New Haven | Polymer Chemistry | Material science | Catalyst
FE Mel💙 @Scribeaffair
4K Followers 6K Following Expert of things overseas. The world is my home. #ASD #dyslexic #ND #expat
Melody A. Johnson @MelodyAJohnson3
71 Followers 120 Following Actor/voiceover kook, writer of Miss Caledonia, Person of Interest. Family-homecentric, dachshund fan, https://t.co/hu957EPG6S.
Brent Never @BrentNever
84 Followers 90 Following I am an Associate Professor of Public Affairs at the Henry W. Bloch School of Management, University of Missouri- Kansas City.
Florrie Summertime @DoctorFlorrie
168 Followers 852 Following PhD (Fine Art), mum, academic, feminist, ally, coffee lover, dog person, humanist, ex-scientist, cyclist, gardener + vegetarian on Wurundjeri land she/her Green
Dean of the World, Ph... @DeanoftWorld
690 Followers 402 Following Public academic, former scholar, fatigued leader, 100% administrator.
JuLeigh Petty @jpineastnash
31 Followers 353 Following
Alexandra C @ImAllyC
10 Followers 133 Following
Jeff Pugh @jpugh00
1K Followers 3K Following Dad, peacebuilder, @UMassBoston migration & conflict resolution prof, 🇪🇨Latin America. Southern exile. Author: The Invisibility Bargain (@OUPAcademic 2021).
Carol Gee @CarolG_math
53 Followers 84 Following Associate Professor of Mathematics at St. Edward's University in Austin, TX
The Curmudgeon Files @FrankEPantz
639 Followers 2K Following The heart of curmudgeonry is contrarian truth. Our purpose is to challenge conventional wisdom, because true wisdom is rarely conventional. Plus, I like books.
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215 Followers 2K Following vibin'; pronounsinbio; 🇺🇸 patriot; American exceptionalist; alleged globalist shill; Lockheed liberal; nocturnal; blursed; likes mega pints of wine
Dr. Sue Nicholson @drsue
398 Followers 271 Following Professor of New Testament at Asbury University
Dawn Pfeifer Reitz @Dawn_P_Reitz
215 Followers 1K Following she/her 🌟stay in your light 🌟 Life Long Learner
GatesHallEmployee @GatesEmployee
55 Followers 225 Following
Associate Deans @ass_deans
108K Followers 92 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter
245K Followers 850 Following Join #AcademicChatter for support & community.
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
11K Followers 631 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 111 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
The PhD Story @thephdstory
44K Followers 6K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
Dr Meming @Dr_Meming
62K Followers 2K Following I spend more time making memes than doing research. Some would say it’s procrastination I would say it’s outreach.
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
Oh the irony @IronyPhD
10K Followers 160 Following Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.
Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs
23K Followers 146 Following Fueled by coffee & anger...but mostly 🤬. I survived a toxic grad school experience & will continue to advocate for grad students. You are not alone!
Prof. Goat @ProfGoat
2K Followers 294 Following Math prof at a non-R1 uni. I blame no one but myself for my smothering mediocrity.
Persistent Professor @persistentprof
3K Followers 201 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Some Professor @ProfessorSome
1K Followers 1K Following Never believe anything just because some professor said it. History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.
👓 Sardonic Prof �... @SardonicProf
4K Followers 169 Following In which I snark about work and life in academia. Chronic overuser of ellipses and parentheticals. Occasional cursing. She/her.
Cranky Academic @Cranky_Academic
1K Followers 647 Following Come for the sarcasm, stay for the conversation, or don't. I like my dog more than most people & that's probably including my husband.
Dr. Unseen Academical @unseenacademic1
823 Followers 318 Following Endlessly bemused by higher education. Feeling the occasional need to vent. Overcommitted and sleep deprived. Just like everyone else on #academictwitter.
Tressie McMillan Cott... @tressiemcphd
188K Followers 4K Following @unc professor & @nytimes columnist. I write to change your mind for good. avi 📸: @photoninja357 All inquiries: @doriankarchmar w/@wme
Dean of the World, Ph... @DeanoftWorld
690 Followers 402 Following Public academic, former scholar, fatigued leader, 100% administrator.
Bitter Professor @bitterassprof
1K Followers 227 Following Still bitter, now with less ass. Working in a system that rewards not doing the right thing. Putting all my beans in the wrong buckets for the right reasons.Snood @snood
2K Followers 286 Following One of the universe's most popular games Good luck saving Snoods! Share Snood Screens #SnoodScreens InstaGram = SnoodGames fb = Jake Snood Born in Ann Arbor, MI
Burned Out Academic @AcademicOut
737 Followers 352 Following Academic and cynical poet who fantasises daily about a shelf-stacking job before remembering my bills and fleeting positive moments with students and research
Onyii Eke UGC Creator @laisteem
232 Followers 529 Following UGC Creator 34 Year old creator. I make videos for brands on tech, apps, home, local brands, fashion and beauty.
natalie @natskee9
1K Followers 1K Following || PsyD || psychology prof || spiritual integration, developmental psych, justice || all the existential dread || she/her/hers ||
Sadjunct Professor @Sadjunct_Prof
216 Followers 774 Following full time lecturer now (and happy!) but still proud of the pun. genre is over. 🌞 Author of FLAT-PACK (DIAGRAM/New Michigan Press 2022) @ https://t.co/lzrHpvo37I
Dr. Brain Nerd is on ... @DrBrainNerd
2K Followers 120 Following Academic, polyglot, runner, dilettante photographer. Veritas filia temporis. Coffee is a reason for living. Naps are medication. My brain hurts. https://t.co/cnXdJdh9EU
Burnt-Out Prof @burnout_Prof
6 Followers 22 Following I’m tired all the time.... but I should be writing 📝
Dr. Anon, Adjunct @adjunct_anon
220 Followers 226 Following Online Adjunct in Anthro. I ❤️pedagogy and students, but need to complain about both sometimes.
SaltyProf @salty_prof
692 Followers 256 Following Salty professor trying to understand why students expect grades for not attending class/submitting assignments.
AcademicSass @AcademicSass
26 Followers 79 Following Academic Sass brings u stickers 4 your office door, laptop, tablet, phone, water bottle, or anything to promote that you are an academic! Founded by @Hogan21K
Tom's Guide @tomsguide
38K Followers 955 Following Think of us as your geeky friend who's always on call. From smartphones to cord-cutting to video games, we've got your tech needs covered. Part of @FuturePLC
SPECK @speckproducts
45K Followers 1K Following Speck makes products that are designed for impact to protect the tech you rely on. Elevate Your Tech.
The Grumpy Professor ... @GrumpyProfinOz
514 Followers 136 Following A grumpy professor. Tweeting about academia, too many meetings, university bureaucracy, and how most students are lovely but some are annoying and entitled.
roxane gay @rgay
738K Followers 2K Following I write books like Bad Feminist. Forthcoming: Opinions, How to Be Heard, Year I Learned Everything. Newsletter: The Audacity. 🐘 she/her
V. Cruz Nichols/ @vcr... @vcruznichols
967 Followers 426 Following Dr. Cruz Nichols, Assistant Prof, IU Political Science; American politics, Latinx communities, immigration and pol psych; Ford, McNair, Michigan PhD, DePaul BA.
community college pro... @prof_community
699 Followers 190 Following “its unfair to get point taken of for spelling.” -student course evaluation
ShitMyReviewersSay @YourPaperSucks
57K Followers 911 Following Collecting the finest real specimens of reviewer comments since 1456. Submit now! http://t.co/guS0m8QxC8
tried but true @TheLovelyMsKara
93 Followers 947 Following it’s me. i swear. insubordinate and churlish. she/her.
Shaun King @shaunking
964K Followers 1K Following Muslim. Follower of the ﷺ. Husband. Father. Activist. Journalist. Organizer. You can read THOUSANDS of my articles and become a member today @:
C. Lee Park @c_leepark
80 Followers 230 Following #research #academiclife #lifeasaresearcher #business #management #operations #operationstrategy #supplychain
Sassy Policy Wonk @SassyPantsProf
1K Followers 435 Following Under-appreciated academic turned policy researcher with a passion for smart, research based policies and a low threshold for stupid leadership.
The Grumpy Professor @grumprof
1K Followers 199 Following
Sara Dolan @saradolan
272 Followers 2K Following Psychologist, Faculty at Baylor University, Mommy to Sophie Jane Dolan Adamik, Fan of Indiana Hoosiers, Iowa Hawkeyes, BAYLOR BEARS, and Chicago Cubs. *she/her
Critical Professor @Scarystudentwtg
200 Followers 22 Following I teach at an undisclosed university. These are actual sentences written by my students. *Facepalm
Dr Sharon Lauricella @DrSLauricella
24K Followers 2K Following Bostonian in TO. Comm, Media & Educ Prof. #SoTL #EdTech #ungrading #OER Dr/she/her Formerly @AcademicBatgirl
NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES
128K Followers 619 Following COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
Academic Fuckery @academicfuckery
266 Followers 877 Following Grad school got you bitter? It's okay to be petty; that's what we're here for. Also, we follow back because you don't need that kind of pressure in your life.
The Fussy Professor @FussyProfessor
2K Followers 122 Following Professoring is hard work. Professoring and complaining is harder work. Professoring and trying to find a word to substitute for b-tchy is hardest work.
















